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christ, fuckface.com sux, not one goddamn mention of a TAUNTAUN!!!!!!!!!

really? i actually haven't spent all that much time there as it's fucking retard-hard to get a berth if'n you're actually doing much w/ the days it seems - what pissed you off on the place? the pines are pretty ideal, if you have a car (and a base-camp hoochie-mama to boot )

it's been a long time since we had a thoroughly hood-tarded conversation

nah, camp 4's fine for kids - fucking assholes like me are like flies on whores in the valley already and it's c-c-c-cold up in toloumne, even in july (plus, motherofgod, the 'skitters!)

i've found just an altimeter is all i need for descending the southside inside the ping-pong ball, and plenty okay on the cooper spur too - having only a compass would no doubt confuse the shit out of me

looks coethedralish...

the cool thing about "scientists" is they, too, occasionally jerk off w/ nooses around their necks

if that's what it takes for me to behold a mtn bike descent down the pearly gates....

only if yer shelling out the big shekels to stay in them thare high-priced shacks! us po'boys in camp iv and da wal-mart parking lot pines got nothing to fear

that's what's nice about the area around the hotel - great boulders, but plenty of rock-hoping, squirrel-chasing, trail-walking, etc. right around it (plus, has the best shitters in the valley!)

i'm paid by the international jewish media syndicate to debunk any and all conspiracies - 10 cents a post muthaphucka!!!

jesus, totally forgot about the area aroudn the awanhee - badass bouldering fun there for tots of all sizes - my favorite there is the subterreanean stuff, bouldering underground during the heat of the day =

mountain suuuure looked purty yesterday - had to settle for a wank in the uber-windy gorge - looks like the dog route is already in mellow shape?

nope, no biner, course i was keeping my nose pretty close to the ground - shit, wind like that, you GOTTA finish on the ridge just to feel the full fury of dog!

yup, that stoneworks van was the only scene in the lot when we arrived in the gloaming - holy shit that thing looked like a party! awful sorry to sacrifice you on the altar of alliteration there, steve-o

11/27 - sweeping up steve's sleazy leavings i suppose! rid of work at the waning of the day on one of these short pre-solstice afternoons - rounded up miker soon after the ringing of the bells - swooped out, through the great gales of the gorge, the bitter breath of beacon, all girded out for a breeze up the corner in full battle-gear under the light of a full moon - tree-ledge at the turning of the night, full dark on grassy ledges, and a god-damned great big-old bag of gusty wind from there up the ridge, the very real danger of a packstrap putting out an eye any moment you boyz musta really needed that chalk on a blistering day such as this!

at least christopher columbus would be on old'boy's side "...those who are enlightened before the others are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others."

all those little crags right off the road between camp 4 and the village store seem pretty good - god know's they're usually thronged by groups of newbie kids...

Yes, but would you shit on her chest? maybe not, but i imagine russian dudes hanging out on the slow-boat-across-the-arctic would eventually, if only to ease the boredom

cleveland steamer ahead!!!

You're racist. can't we just agree to hate ALL people equally?

shit, if you're at walmart in the first place, your day's already looking pretty fucked...

seems a little early to have annouced its intentions yet - hasn't been towards the pearly gates in a real long time though...

i don't think they got the new memo re: tps-reports and cover sheets

in truth, my dear wife thinks EVERYONE is an asshole 'except, oddly, tvash n' his sal, col! And in truth, this is why I am no longer married. I only tried 4 times but only twice to crazy ones. No big deal except for a few days in jail, a foreclosure, a couple of blackmails, and a bunch of money gone. But, back to Beacon. I still haven't climbed there. au contrare, my wife's one of the least crazy chix i know, her judgement's impeccable! as to beacon, dood, yer pre-life phuck-ups are just BARELY credible to swap craps w/ these cretins!