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it doesn't matter what color your swedish girl is, they all smell like fish on the inside

reckon we can agree though, that on the Big List of Fucked Up Shit Going Down Right Now, this incident occupies a pretty lowly position think the good people at the nepalese tourism board have a pretty clear grasp on the Golden Goose as well when i win the lottery though, i'll be goddamn if these buddhites get my dinero though - i'll jet off to argentina instead, where nothing bad's ever happened - ever.

well, that doesn't explain Italian, doesn't it! eye-talians? fuck me, the swiss times 10! maybe they were just very historically mindful sherpas then? it was the 68th anniversary of mussolini n' company getting lynched this weekend n' all... anyhow, thought i saw steck was a swiss-tard?

in fairness, doesn't everybody hate the swiss?

they can move mountains now?

"base is the slave who pays"

cold, beautiful, uncaring, distant and dangerous? nope, nothing at all like a woman

doesn't "grand tetons" mean "big old titties?"

even if you're fucking a prostitute though, you still get to say "i got laid last night" right?

gawdamn skee'n'foolz!

they need to make a bomb out of unicorn shit - can you imagine?

4/25 - day 5 - holy shee-it muslims, it's been 2 months - lovely spring day - many olde boyes humping the o-zone on the way out - on the north side, the sun peaking over, one hand washes the other, i fear nothing - 3 peregrines screeching n' flopping about - green grass - crisp n' crunchy moss - had time to stop by and yack-yack w/ jim n' sal n' steve n' wes n' a whole motley crew of misfits n' misogynistic fucks on the way back - did a couple solo laps on the jacobs ladder and drank some beers, then boogied on back home for "house of cards" w/ the wifey jesus-h-christ, why are they doing more construction on the 14?!?

like gay sex, spray is quite cool, so long as you close yer eyes and DO NOT fucking look!

yup, definetly would be a lot more meat-popsicles running around if only we didn't produce so much goddamn food and...uh...medicine.

holy shit, you built this dicked-up libary and DIDN'T put a copy of "my pet goat" in it?!?

damn shame that world war 3 thing didn't work out...

yea, though i walk through the valley of spray, i shall fear no evil...

the good news is the tilly jane trail, especially when most the snow has melted, is a real quick walk late june/early july is typical opening time

saw olde boye yesterday - said he was heading on 69 i think? he didn't make it sound like today was the day though? whatever, he was out having fun and working on the ozone-farside connecting trail, which looks nice n' christian now.

spray MEANS somethign, man.

spray, the other, other, other white meat. spray! red in tooth and claw. ave, ave, ave! morituri te spray-utant!!!

spray is dead. long live spray.

there is no spray. there has never been spray.

spray is the loogey in your milkshake you get for talking shit to paco

11. Don't forget your tauntaun!