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Climb: Baker Backcountry- Date of Climb: 11/18/2006 Trip Report: Perhaps the best first day of the season in years? Snow conditions were excellent up high off the Table ridge, heavier down low and mixed with chunky avi debris. Tried to find a cool gully and ended up above a waterfall, but there really wasn't that much b/s or rocks poking through We were expecting hoards of gapers, but the jibbing quotient was surprisingly low. Ran into Kellie and Rolf, though Pan Dome a ways off, but there was some stuff forming on the south side of Herman. Gear Notes: Full freshiez rack

NO shit let's hear some deatils on N face Grimface. Fairley makes it sound awesome . . . .

I don't know whether to say bless you or ask if that comes with sauerkraut? Hopefully the slide took out that totalitarian gate

Yeah this is all great and shit but what's really depressing is the millions of people who still found a way to vote republican

Damn, are you this much fun at parties too?

Speaking of Extreme, anybody seen The Dude lately?

Ahh, the eighties Broke both thumbs on separate occasions doing that there Extrmo move

ALPINE RECREATION FORECAST FOR THE SOUTH COAST MOUNTAINS ISSUED BY THE PACIFIC WEATHER CENTRE OF ENVIRONMENT 5 DAY TREND..A STRONG PACIFIC STORM WILL APPROACH THE COAST AND STALL. HEAVY SNOW AND STRONG WINDS ARE EXPECTED FOR THE WEEKEND. EXTENDED FORECAST FOR WHISTLER - BLACKCOMB. FRIDAY.. SNOW AT TIMES HEAVY. WINDY. SNOWFALL ACCUMULATION 30 TO 40 CM. FREEZING LEVEL 1000 METRES. SATURDAY.. SNOW AT TIMES HEAVY. SNOWFALL ACCUMULATION 30 TO 40 CM. FREEZING LEVEL 1000 METRES. SUNDAY.. SNOW AT TIMES HEAVY. SNOWFALL ACCUMULATION 40 TO 50 CM. FREEZING LEVEL 1250 METRES.

How was it?

Thank god he's staying south of the border is all I can say

All you people are making suggestions and I know you haven't seen Borat, so don't even bother it's bad form

Wassa matter with yous peoples, uh? Dees months dey is for jibbing, ya? Here you read how to do the tricks

"Yeah we've had reports of a stalled semi on the Duffey Lake Road . . ."

Most of your movies, although funny, don't even come near Borat. The brilliance is in the different levels: you've got the potty humour of bringing your shit to the dinner table in a plastic bag, and then the high brow cultural swipes, the guy at the rodeo explaing that Borat should shave his moustache to avoid looking like a terrorist, all so we can be "free"

I think I just broke my esophagus on that movie. Every showing has been sold out since it opened here. Ummmm yeah so there's this 300 lb Khazak and he's ummm . . .

he make romantic explosion with heelpiece?

Tangent: Experiences with BD Guide: -way more friction than Reverso, good for 8-9mils, but almost too much friction for 10+mil . . . gonna stick to Reverso for the fatties, so basically the Guide is the same for me as the Reversino . . .

stuck in a tube somewhere, #dz-015

Yeah wel heers mine: drink send drink. Amazing

Hey, you should be adding all important data and info to bivouac

Any line there is huzzah worthy!

waiving the right to go after them if they libel you is the most grandiose case of simultaneous corporate asscovering and chestpuffing I have heard all morning

Speed boats make the best accidents. When I was a kid vacationing at an Okanagan Lake, this guy got wasted and went water skiing. He came in to the marina WAAAYY too fast and went right alongside the side of a boat at waist height. Basically cut him in half. Ambulance was 40 mins away, and the only reason he survived was that 1/2 the vacationers were surgeons Now has a scar from his bellybutton to his spine

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