Necronomicon

I say we all get naked and dip our genitals in paint, then rub the paint on each other. The person with the most paint on their body wins!!

Shit fuck damn, bich.

Oh no!!! That's my Power Animal!!!

"Those T-57 tanks are real death traps. We need to save the Iraqi armored divisions from certain death inside these rolling coffins."

ZING!! Ow...

Here goes... The one thing that guides your life, the one thing that you hold in highest regard, it sucks. It sucks ass.

Weak. "Let's end all discourse. Let's get in line behind our leader. Blah, blah, blah." I'm sure the troops would be thrilled to hear that they are fighting for your right to tell us we should all keep our mouths shut like good little sheep. Today: 10 miles from Baghdad Tomorrow: 2 miles from Baghdad Saturday: 5 feet from Baghdad Sunday: 3 inches from Baghdad Monday: one half of one inch from Baghdad etc...

minx, I always found it morbid to worship a dead man hung with nails. I'd prefer the fat dude with the smile on his face, if I was into dieties.

Shut up, catturdeat. This is the land without law around here, any bible humper dur enough to call himself "Climb4Christ" wants to get picked on. In this way, he becomes a martyr, assuming his own Jesus Christ Pose. "I'm a martyr too, just like Jesus H." Personally, I just quaffed TwoBeers4Loki and I'm about to CoilABrownFlounder4Jehovah.

How come it's always "Climb4Christ" or "Surf4Christ" or "Ride4Christ" and never "TakeaCrap4Christ" or "WipeOutTheContinent'sIndigenousPopulation4Christ" or "KillMeUpSomeRagheads4Christ"? I never could figure that one out....

So, Jesus is hanging on the cross. The base of the cross is guarded by Roman Centurians, while a mob of suplicants wail away. Peter is in the mob, eyes streaming. Jesus(weakly, dying): "Peter...Peter..." Peter: "I'm coming my Lord!" He rushes the Centurians, only to be beat back mercilessly into the crowd. Jesus(weaker now): "Peter...Peter... Peter: "I'm coming my Lord!" Peter again rushes the Centurians, trying to get to the base of the cross that Jesus hangs from, and is again savagely beaten back into the crowd. Jesus(near death): "Peter...Peter..." Peter: "I'M COMING MY LORD!!" Peter rushes the Centurians a final time and breaks through! He stand beneath Jesus, his eyes pouring with tears, and looks towards his Lord. Peter: "Yes my Lord. I'm here my Lord." Jesus: "Peter...I can see your house from up here."

!!! the avatars are gettin exposed all over the board today!!! remember what happened when Allison called Cobra Ray... If Ray is Cobra, then he MUST be tomcat AND mikeadam. So, that means Trask is Allison and Attitude, and Allison is Minx, Climbergirl33, Muffy, Law Godess, AND Icegirl. Since Skoog is SC, Cracked is Peter Puget who is AlpineK. I'm Trask. It's all so CLEAR now!!

How could someone be pussy enogh to get "driven away" from this board? It's virtual reality around here...

We will have to get used to paying the price for our crappy foreign policy.

Although tactics are often basic enough and explainable to a 2 year old. It's clear you have no understanding of them. Or a blinding desire to claim not to. Whatever. You pro-war tools have no clue. I won't bother wasting my time on you simian sub-humanoids.

Was the "Plan" to have a drawn out seige of Baghdad, with massive casualties on both sides?

Huh? Great pic...dur...

and I thought I was all subtle and stuff...

Pretty weak this a.m. Where's all the love?

I hate you, shit.

Who's your buddy?

Center of the Universe, and don't you forget it.

Nope. Born and raised out there.

Rumney and Cathedral? That's it? What about Red Rocks, in Gloucester, or the numerous quarries, or Pawtuckaway State Park, or Mount Monadanock, or Keene NH?

Smooth! "Hey baby, what brings you to my neck of the woods?" She'll totally take the bait!