G-spotter

So Christopher Hutchins, Vaclav Havel, and Kim Jong-il meet in the afterlife and...

Speaking of which, it's +8C in lillooet right now.

I'm not surprised you like Santorum

I'm thinking of cutting my 11mm rope in half the long way to make two skinny 5.5mm half ropes. Cool, huh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinhin One step, one breath. That's the rest step right there.

G-spotter and The Master were climbing a mountain. The Master was leading and G-spotter was belaying. G-spotter complained that the rock was bad. "This rock is crap!" he said. "Ah, that's the problem with good rock," the Master replied, "you can trust it." And he threw down a boulder which struck G-spotter on the helmet. At that moment, G-spotter was enlightened.

* depends on if you define winter as calendar, seasonal, or conditions-based Calendar winter starts on the solstice (Dec 21) Seasonal/traditonal winter starts in early November (Nov 10 or 15) Meteorological winter starts Dec 1st Conditions-based, seems like "winter conditions" to me from the pics although the Scots might quibble about that bare un-hoarfrosted rock.

I don't always lead climb on a 14 year old rope But when I do I make sure my partner gets the crux pitch.

The only skiing I will do tomorrow will be on my driveway, and it'll be x-country since my driveway is flat.

I don't care if you only brought skirts. I'd still belay.

Is the Mayan Rapture before or after the election?

100% not poser.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRjSLBmYaoI

Descending the north ridge? Curious, why not go down the SW ridge - did you have snowshoes left at the base or something?

The "Steven Harper government" (that's what they call themselves now, not "the Canadian government" - telling since Canadian government would be for the Canadian people) is firmly affixed, human centipede style, to the anus of large Alberta oil companies.

I read on some opinionated dude's blog that you NEED to be doing the WOD in under 27.5 minutes and eating Zone Paleo before you can even begin to consider Yocum poserhood.

Plus, if you're going to bivy up there, prove you aren't a poser by using this tent.

Ropes are aid. The best climber is the one having the most downclimbing.

I remember back in the early days of the internetz when Muffy clicked on an innocent little link that said "horsecock" and got 5,000 ron jeremy popups all over her screen.

Are steroids prohibited by the Bible?

Edelrids have the best durability of any ropes I've used over the years.

i thought evrybody knew dfa was iaiaiaiain?

Is there a Y marking the entrance?

Too bad your mother drank Jack Daniels all the time she was pregnant.

Iron-on patch on the inside, seam seal outside. Or, tape on inside, seam seal outside then when dry peel tape and seam-sea inside.