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  1. cough cough you can travel pretty far in two weeks!
  2. those must be hell to unzip your fly with
  3. If media images can't influence kids, then why is violence OK on TV but not sex until late at night?
  4. If you win, do you get a free Wii
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    The Optimists?

    Yeah, scary cause some fat punter is sitting in his aiders when he could be free climbing "Aid is meant to be hard but none of the aid climbers are so how can it be?" - Stevie Haston
  6. Yah, and destroy your investment portfolio!! Oh wait... if 98% of the population dies, and I get their climbing gear, then who needs investments? []
  7. That's nowhere near airborne dispersal or 98% fatal.
  8. 9 billion x 98% fatal = a global population of one hundred and eighty million can i have your gear if you die?
  9. 300 dead so far. airborne. Drug resistant. kills in under two weeks
  10. I drink lots of coffee and beer so my urine will taste extra special.
  11. You mama so fat she got two first names: Sue and Moe
  12. http://www.glumbert.com/media/smartcat
  13. Yo mama so fat, when she walk, her ass look like two manatees wrestling in oil
  14. I find that I start it like a regular screw then pinch the bolt hanger part between thumb and index knuckle, and rotate the elbow, and in it goes zzzzip
  15. Probably not a good idea, as they tend to break into segments. That, and if you can access it, it is probably coming out of your butt... that's great... it won't be frozen, and there's more room in the pockets of my jacket for gu.
  16. http://www.guardian.co.uk/iran/story/0,,1997721,00.html
  17. Your mom
  18. Kevbone, your mama is sooooooooooooooooooo fat, she doesn't have a waistline, she has a waist "area".
  19. Kevbone, your mama is sooooooooo fat, Goodyear keeps trying to pump her up with helium and fly her in parades.
  20. When I was screw shopping this year I decided to cough up a bit more money and try the Grivel 360 and Petzl Sonic instead of just buying more BD Turbos. The 360 is kind of weird with the flip-out lever and clip in next to the head. Still haven't decided whether I like it or not. It took me one day to get used to the Petzl rotating bolt-hanger handle. Now I like it more than the BD. The teeth are very sharp and didn't even dull when it accidentally got rocked. The ability to clean it while keeping the draw clipped saves time. Overall I think it was worth paying $10 CDN more for and I will probably get one or two more of these as older screws get retired. Has anyone ever seen a DMM Revolution or whatever they are called for sale in North America? The ice screw, not the pulley-biner.
  21. Or Olympus Mons?
  22. Asolo boots are teh suck. They feel and climb like Kleenex boxes on the feet. Also don't believe published weights. Actually weigh them. Why not Scarpa Omegas with Intuitions?
  23. Yo mama so fat she can't even swim, she runs along the bottom like a hippo.
  24. G-spotter

    tvashtarkatena

    iGoatse
  25. Yo mama soooooooo fat, Weight Watchers has to watch her in shifts
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