G-spotter

That was Muffy the Enumclaw Sprayer

It takes guts to come to school dressed as a pirate every day. ARRRR

not but you can send your self COD Caution Package Hottt

Can I FedEx them?

Kisses make it better!

Last year I wrote a phone post-it message for our biologist asking her to call Mr. Lyon at a certain number. That number was the Abbotsford Zoo

the beerdrinker is still downing guinness but the sexua chocolate avatar is not moondancing

how did you get the moondancers to freeze? wtf???

In general though, antibottes from another company don't work as welll as antibottes from the company that made your crampons. Just in case you were thinking of putting some Terminator antibottes on Switchblades or whatever.

oly got an infected mouse clickin finger

The "new math" says the answer is Alpine Climbing in BC! Sorry Warshington crags. I will have to siege you later.

It's probably just sprained cause if it ws broken it would hurt a lot more.

Damn between Spykes and Sparks a guy could get confused. Maybe they should make one called Spokes too, for Dave Schuldt.

Antibottes are aid.

Dogs piss on things to mark territory, just like sport climbers with fixed draws, or boulderers with tick marks.

Not this weekend.

Hello sprayers Here is a math problem. If Climber #1 leaves Chilliwack and drives south, and Climber #2 leaves Seattle and drives north, where will they meet up on Sunday to climb some routes that is a) dry b) a real crag with good routes c) gets them back to Seattle in time for Sausagey goodness? Is the answer Index or Exit 38 or Erie or WTF?

Holy shit....thats hilarious. What can I say, somebody who was there told me how it went down.

Maybe it was those Colorado dudes who punch climbers and talk shit about chopping bolts off Cerro Torre.

Speaking of Mrs. Alden, did you hear TheOtter had a baby! OMG... TheBabyOtter! Sure is Otter!

Damn! The capri-length polypro... is that Mountie approved

pics, pix, pyx lets see the hotzen of knotzen

This one time... after playing an acostic Counting Crows set... Pink told Kevbone how much that song tugged on his heartstrings and made him cry Kevbone told pink that his shoulders were tweaked from all that spotting he'd been doing that day, Catching pink's firm ass over and over again And they went back to the tent for a little massage That turned a plain sausagefest into a "Hide the Sausage" fest