G-spotter

Damn between Spykes and Sparks a guy could get confused. Maybe they should make one called Spokes too, for Dave Schuldt.

Antibottes are aid.

Dogs piss on things to mark territory, just like sport climbers with fixed draws, or boulderers with tick marks.

Not this weekend.

Hello sprayers Here is a math problem. If Climber #1 leaves Chilliwack and drives south, and Climber #2 leaves Seattle and drives north, where will they meet up on Sunday to climb some routes that is a) dry b) a real crag with good routes c) gets them back to Seattle in time for Sausagey goodness? Is the answer Index or Exit 38 or Erie or WTF?

Holy shit....thats hilarious. What can I say, somebody who was there told me how it went down.

Maybe it was those Colorado dudes who punch climbers and talk shit about chopping bolts off Cerro Torre.

Speaking of Mrs. Alden, did you hear TheOtter had a baby! OMG... TheBabyOtter! Sure is Otter!

Damn! The capri-length polypro... is that Mountie approved

pics, pix, pyx lets see the hotzen of knotzen

This one time... after playing an acostic Counting Crows set... Pink told Kevbone how much that song tugged on his heartstrings and made him cry Kevbone told pink that his shoulders were tweaked from all that spotting he'd been doing that day, Catching pink's firm ass over and over again And they went back to the tent for a little massage That turned a plain sausagefest into a "Hide the Sausage" fest

Which get up works better on Cascade jewels?

you are all, in words of Polish Bob, cock chugging callus sloughers

Forget trad leading. If you want some jamming schooling get on Royal Flush at SwiftWater

woot :D

The Log Lady from Twin Peaks? You guys are pop-culturally DEAD!!!

Anyone can play a girl on teh internets. I was surprised at archie's pictures. I had her pictured more as the Log Lady before she posted.

45'of height? how many pads did you use?

If toproping is the disease of climbing, then is Dick Cilley Typhoid Mary?

Join The Muffy Fan Club Line starts over there... behind me!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flarf_poetry You guys are so three and four years ago!

Trees growing in the background grow vertically too

That looks like Layton tilt to me.

when does red close sno???

Probably more than half of my current rack was originally left on routes by someone else and found by me Draws included. Going bolt-to-bolt in the morning on your proj and hanging the draws every day is part of this complete warm-up and contains 100% of your daily RDA of vitamins and minerals.