G-spotter

hmmmm... i remember a certain legal goddess that could provide contradictory evidence

Dru, this sexy sexy pic of a naked snaffle should be labeled NSFS (Not safe for snaffles) That's not a naked snaffle THIS is a naked snaffle:

I heard that Snugtop married The Nodder. Ohmygod! Sure did, Nodder!

- things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

I think some of your legislators would rather have boy scouts wearing leather chaps and ball-gags than MLUs.

Look! Up in the sky! What's that??? It's a bird! no... It's a plane! No... It's me, dropping coils on ya'll frm great heights.

Translation: Good jorb Porter

Helen and hang bassett

Google "beck and call". Google "beckon call". Use quotes for both. See which one has more results; that one is almost always correct.

Get a room you two 8D

telemark = Swedish for "hay guise wate 4 me lolz"

fix your heels and fix your problem

Looks more like tansnaafl to me! or tiltstaafl

i heard tansnaffl is a chic

What the hell kind of judge is called Jeremiah S. Jeremiah Jr.??

and non-Christians *do*? didn't you ever see dances with wolves? what else have you "learned" watching hollywood movies? ^^^bad guy^^^ Hey look, Eminem is standing in the background!

Q: How do porcupines have sex? A: Very carefully

At 5:07PM PDT today. Last chance for winter ascents until December, quick quick! Welcome spring, rock climbing, warmness, Prana tawps etc

How come people always complain about how hunting a deer or elk with a gun instead of a bow isn't "traditional" for Natives, but yet I have never heared one complaint about them hunting porcupines with Nerf. Do you think styrofoam is traditional, huh? Jeez! Get with the program angry people! Here's a whole new issue you can feel upset about!

"The porcupine can be easily approached and killed with a club because of its plodding gait. This trait has saved the lives of hungry Natives, trappers, and miners in times past. For this reason, although the hunting season is open all year with no bag limit, many people do not kill porcupines without cause. Some people find the meat too strong, but in some areas of the state, porcupines with their heavy layer of fat are considered a delicacy. Quills sewn onto deerskin used to be the trading wampum of the Northeastern Indian tribes. Quills are still used for decoration by the Athabaskans of Interior Alaska. Natives used to kill porcupines just for their quills, but today the Natives corner the animal and then tap the back of the animal with a styrofoam paddle to collect all the quills they need. The quills are dyed with locally obtainable vegetable materials and then sewn into skin clothing, earrings, and artistic items. " Talk about nerfing!

I mean beerathon

Get a keg and have a Drink Porter for Porter marathon!

Porcupines is good eating under the pricks So pulling the spines off gives culinary kicks All the cougars agree Its porky for me And have their own rodent-devouring tricks

proctology