G-spotter

chop the s tail off!

I like to bicep curl pints

lust fix climber to one end of cord attached to dynamo, with sheep at a distance as climber progresses towards sheep, pulling cord, cord rotates drum and generates electricity some of electricity can be used to move sheep further away from climber, resulting in perpetual motion.

You didn't get nominated for that one either, eh?

It is my experience that the majority of energy of most climbers expend is through 1) bullshitting about climbs and grades and 2) arguing about ethics

Damn ty you walked all the way up that descent trail?? That's like doing laps on the Rexford trail.

hey muffy i saw on 8a.nu today that some 50 yr. old Italian woman just climbed her first 13b, "and when she was 40 she could only climb 11d"... you have 5 years before you'll even need to start training and 15 years until the payoff :

your knotches may become unsanitary if not cleaned regularly... peel back hoood and give thorough scrub...

I seem to recall seeing a via ferrata up Half Dome already

How about on the evening of May 8th cause I have comps that morning and will have an exceeding need to get drunk after surviving those.

it's crashing credit card transactions now... this is better than y2k! http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/technology_britain_visa_international

"fixed" could be anything from brand new bolts to a sling around a tree. it just means that anchors of some sort are in place.

Ladders are aid, worse than bolts Kevin, JH, on yer marks get set.... GO!

Let's see you succeed on your warm up first, punter!

oy [font:Impact]GET A ROOM YOU TWO!![/font]

Geez, wonder woman is looking faded these days.

Is that how he wants you to dress up for tonight?

"Belay bolts were placed in the stations of Diedre and chopped by a subsequent party. I wonder if that party used pitons?" - Jim Sinclair, 1973 CAJ.

That's the Renton webcam Gary

April 12, 2007 (Computerworld) -- A massive spam outbreak that tries to trick recipients into opening a file attachment that can hijack their computers has already broken records, security companies said today. According to researchers at Postini Inc., the spam run is the largest in the last 12 months, and more than three times the volume of the two biggest in recent memory: a pair of blasts in December and January. "We're seeing 50 to 60 times the normal volume of spam," said Adam Swidler, senior manager of solutions marketing at Postini. Arriving with subject headings touting Worm Alert!, Worm Detected, Spyware Detected!, Virus Activity Detected!, the spam carries a ZIP file attachment posing as a patch necessary to ward off the bogus attack. The ZIP file, which is password protected -- the password is included in the message to further dupe recipients -- actually contains a variant of the "Storm Trojan" worm, which installs a rootkit to cloak itself, disables security software, steals confidential information from the PC and adds it to a bot army of compromised computers. Irony, it seems, isn't lost on the attackers. "This is really a self-fulfilling prophecy," said Swidler, "by warning users about a worm attack to get them to click on a worm."...

I just looked on the IB webcam and I can still see a bolt!!!!111111

Aside from climbing and spraying, or is that spraying and climbing, * shooting pixx * readin teh books * playin teh harminoca * drinking teh wines * cuttin stuff up * gluin stuff together * making giant pile of gearz * hiking teh trailz * writing teh skoolwerk * thriftstorez bargoonz * zenning teh 1ness

Ok... get that seal a penguin then, the penguin's got engine trouble

not ?