G-spotter

my high school geology teacher had a coprolite in his desk to demonstrate to the class that it was a fossil, he would lick it

And I've heard that the day after you play the skin flute you complain about your sore knees too.

Bellingham is only superior to Bellevue in that it is closer to Canada.

Are you going to recumbent naked in the Solstice Parade?

I have done it but I find the Ushba Basic is better.

i like it when ppl leave fixed pins b/c then i add pins to my rack

IM IN UR CREASHNIST PREHISTERY EATIN UR CAVEMANS

"up to 70% off retail"

fixed nuts? booty? damp crack? big jugs? getting spanked? hard project? smearing on tiny nipples?

higher fertility rates directly correlate with lower education

just read "rock warriors way" and drop acid

as long as you use the old blunt/broken pick and not a good one cause it'll end up about as sharp as a butter knife after scrubbing a couple pitches for real heavy duty scrubbing, you want an ice axe cause the adze works great to peel off moss carpets for cleaning a pitch it helps to have an ice tool, narrow wirebrush, whisk, nuttool and toothbrush start with axe whisk go over it with wirebrush whisk use nut tool on thin parts and deep cracks whisk final touch up with toothbrush one last whisk and it's g2g

dude you got painting of on your wall

Posts r Aid

I have more posts than you.

It can rain all it likes this w/e cause I have homework anyhow.

that's why you should always move the shit barrel naked

or on a kazoo

TAKIN A DUMP, THIS TREE FLUFF IS SO GUD 2 WIPE MY CLOACA

dude you don't even customize your desktop?? PWNED

Hiding the beer in your partners pack, then stealthing it out at camp.

I smell bacon.

Too crunchy.

Is Godzilla a dinosaur? Yes or no?