G-spotter

They should post a map showing distributions of banks that made a profit and banks that made a loss.

I just want to sell it on eBay

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6851&srch

if you die from this, I dibs your gear.

Soloing is the masturbation of climbing - it's funner with a partner.

Do all Canadian males still live with their parents, eh? you do know that cc is 15 years old don't you?

Bouldering IS trad cause you don't clip bolts.

You're the untreated control group in the next Tuskegee Syphilis Study

That CPR is now done without mouth to mouth was news last year. Just take your refresher?

You've got the clap.

It's 5.8/9. Snake is harder.

Klootchman n'existe pas.

but what if when you fall, half of them pull out?

whoa

the best small cams is the one having the most fun

Orchard Rock at Peshastin

have you done the 12d roof crack at E*bow L*ke?

I never bought a copy but it's the Blewett Pass stuff not Peshastin.

marmite/what exactly?

mariachi case?

It gets even better if you run that line back to the Permian. What do you think happened every time in the past CO2 went over 400 ppm? A mass extinction. That's not snow in the second pic by the way. It is ash.

I'm powering my laptop with FREE ENERGY right now!

Reading comprehension is giong dwon teh tbues today.