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It should have been called Santa Dog then.

It is probably the first time petrified shit has been found in Oregon that someone hasn't tried to bolt it.

So if the dad is working nearby, and he hasn't seen his son for years, there is no way Dad is gonna recognize kid. Send the son by at a distance to scout things out. Eg. if the father is parking van and walking from van to work, son could be walking the dog down the street or whatever, and "coincidentally" by his dad (who won't recognize him).

Solo on the top of the page

she looks kinda chunky to me dad's full of bull, daughter is heifer

Live in Exshaw.

But where will they get the ingredients for Thai Cock Soup now?

88 bucks at MEC http://www.mec.ca/Products/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442625527&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302699687&bmUID=1207250986363

define excessive

R&D is "mid grade"?

oh wait maybe that's cuz no one really falls aid climbing they just bumble up some shit and talk about how it was SICK A5

7 posts already and no one mentioned whippers?

There is a reason our national animal is the beaver.

With an 8.5 and an 8 it'd be better to climb half-rope style (alternating clips) than twin-rope style. Especially if crossing from pillar to pillar this will offer reduced rope drag and improved traverse protection vs. either single+haulline or twin ropes in one biner. Also best protection vs. cut ropes if the scary pillar does move.

Secret symbol indicating they swing both ways.

Dr. Aprile Pazzo? I believe he posts here from time to time.

You got putty nuts boy

Is that a Domo-Kun behind the ranger on the right?

Yo mama so dumb she tried to take your temperature with a ruler.

Can you make me shoes that focus the reverse Casimir effect? I have some files on a high shelf I need to get without a ladder. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/08/070806091137.htm

So, um, higher energy collisions occur all the time when cosmic rays hit the lunar surface. No permanent black holes up there, just helium-3. Go figure.

A couple of years ago Buckethead was wearing anonymously full Residents costume and playing guitar (covering all the Snakefinger guitar parts) as the 5th Resident on the Icky Flix tour. You could tell it was him though.

Just climb with double 8s. Then you don't need the 9.7, don't need to haul, and it's lighter.

You get that in any discipline of music though. Once the music becomes an exercise in technical difficulty it often verges on unlistenable wankery. Then you get the artists that play music that is just as difficult to play but that actually works - like Coltrane. Is either Steve Vai or Joe Satriani a Coltrane or Hendrix? No. Is Buckethead? Yes, I would say so.

scientists make human-cow hybrid embryos http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUKN0239951520080402