G-spotter

Damn, that's approaching the ideal of the Sokal text generator. So many words with so little content! You missed some popular favourites like "syzygy", "hermeneutics" and "ideology" though. Have you ever tried writing in Simple English? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Simple_English_Wikipedia

Slum thousandaire

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On a couple road trips in the 90s I was able to only spend $20 on food for a 2 week trip thanks to 1) Grocery Outlet and 2) free condiments at fast food restaurants and 3) tourists leaving huge amounts of food on their plates in Vegas casino buffets

DANg HOxWITT FUCKS MONKEYS

so obviously it isn't working cause you got more bats than wayne manor

stfu n00b

Did you see Burn After Reading?

can you walk, hike, or ski?

God knows it needs it. The cracked boulders about 100m uphill past Ramapthecus are really good, overhanging jamming in the V1-3 range.

Why wait in a lineup for donuts when you can wait in a lineup on Outer Space.

You're missing out on the reptile zoo!

One of these things is not like the other?

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boner's waiting for the porn remake, Cumdog Millionaire

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Pruned, mulched, planted. Then scrubbed, bolted, sent.

Mike, you should wait till they make a pink one with glitter stars and unicorns.

DUDE! HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY. TOO BAD YOU DIDN"T GO CLIMBING

Found one on my sock yesterday on the ledge at the base of Dead Souls.

Aiding at Vantage? Why not just bring a car jack and see how many columns you can knock over?

"Debunking Alpinism"

there hasn't been a BANNINATION for years!

If you want to enjoy a day or weekend of climbing, Vantage is clearly the wrong option.