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No. Dru=Sphinx? you didn't know that?

lummox, I post lots of shit that I've cut n' pasted. if it's serious and important, I'll credit the author. For goofy fun shit like this, I won't. I don't think it's a big deal.

All-over tans. Frequently accompanied by a clean-shaved pubic region, a pot belly and a NASCAR visor. A deep-tanned penis looks like a dry-cured meat snack you bought at a gas station. Tan lines — hot!

that Boone's Farm is good shit, isn't it Dawg?

open mouth, insert foot business as usual

Dru, are you allowed to vote in Kanada?

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

Food — particularly oysters — as aphrodisiacs. Funny how all these vaguely genital-esque foods happen to be culinary Spanish Fly. "It kind of looks like a lady's naughty part!" he says. "Mmmm ... I'm eating it as if it were a big glob of cum," she replies. "Perhaps we should go and do it!" they say and promptly leave the raw bar. A load of posh nonsense.

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I couldn't agree more, Dru

Dru, it's interesting that Websters still allows this word/meaning. I suppose after all these years they're at an impasse.

bullshit, Dru - Viagra rules!

Here's my answer to whether I climb, hike, ski, copulate, dance, drink, gamble, work, whatever. None of your goddamn business. There, happy now?

I've noticed. Must have something on him.

I've read Pope's stupid posts for two years now and every goddamn one is on the same subject. BOLTS Who gives a shit? Pope must be one ignorant sumbitch if that's all he has on his little pea brain. Now he hasn't done me any dirt personally, so he'll probably be a bit peeved I'm bagging on him, but I don't care. Pope, you're dumb, talk about something else for a change.

just wait until her boobs fall off, and then her kootchie will be next

I'll be at Exit 38 this weekend. I'm leaving all my credit cards in the glove box. I sure hope no one steals them.

You're dead.

I'm sure there's plenty more...I ripped that off from some choad on the internet.

THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN CLIMBING BUT AREN'T: 10. I'll need plenty of protection for this one. 9. Want to use my rope or yours? 8. Go ahead and tie in while I get my protection out. 7. I hate it when my protection fails! 6. That crack is big enough for your whole fist. 5. I'm getting tired of hanging here, but I want to try it one more time. 4. Better take a good selection of nuts. 3. I wish I hadn't lost that piece of protection in the crack. 2. Make sure you anchor in; I'm a lot heavier than you. and, the number one thing that sounds dirty in climbing but isn't: 1. Wow, what a great crack!

L.L. Bean Christmas 2003 catalog, my Trailer Boats magazine, and the current issue of the N.R.A. National Rifleman. I'm happier than a pig in shit. WooHoo !!!!

That's two lips, Dru. hahaha, with white wool