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Or call their 800 number and bitch. hmmmm, now why didn't I think of that?

There will be a slide show at 7:00 Friday evening at the Chandler’s Hooters featuring Trask, with his most recent exploits at various strip bars, concerts, county jails and even some tomfoolery in the wilds of the Cascades. Come early, come all … brownies and punch, free! Hope to see you there. trask

quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: Trask your reply to DS was totaly weak.Come on you can do better than that shut the fuck up loser. you're starting to piss me off. [ 08-16-2002, 08:09 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Barbershop rocks!!!

sup?

Sorry to disappoint you boys but I can assure you I'm All-American Prime #1 Grade A Beef. You might say I'm just a hunka hunka burning love. The Fillys call me Mr. Chesterfield, because I'm always smokin' and I definitely satisfy. You'll have to find another victim, because you're barking up the wrong tree with me. Now drop and give me twenty!! [ 08-15-2002, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: Can't......stop.......laughing!!!! Way funnier than any thing trask has posted. TOTALY AWSOME!!!!! Hope the little guy enjoyed it. dave, as we can see in this picture of you you are an idiot and a gumby. yes, that's a righteous picture with da kind bud. does it make a person fall apart laughing? no, unless that person is a fucking MORON like you. hahaha [ 08-15-2002, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by fleblebleb: Hehe, that's pretty funny, I thought Trask was male. Live and learn, eh? Moron ... I squeeze a coil on you from above.

quote: Originally posted by Geek the Greek: The horror...the horror... Nah, I got it figured out now... you'd best chill on the bare-booda, wank

Abba-Zabba

Why the hell would some wanker want to carry a bigassed unwieldy kotex pad into the wilderness? Why not just climb the shit with ropes and such? This bouldering sounds a little precious. Just curious.

quote: Originally posted by dyno merchant:

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: There, there, little fella. Those crusty mountain bastards rag on sport climbers, too. Terrible, no? Just politely inform them that they can get fucked, and continue on your way. you're a rather foul mouthed bastard aren't you?

what is a boulderer? is that like a wanker or something?

don't be a putz; pm me

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: quote:Originally posted by Dru: Tuvan throat singing. "OOOHHHHHHHWWWWWAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGUUUUUUAAAHHHHHH HHMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHM MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGg" hey flash, PM me, I got something for you and you don't take PM's

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit. PAGE TOP, BYOTCH!! You homies hear about that big fire at the local gay & lesbian home that GregW lives at? GregW got out first, because he had his shit packed the night before.

Little GregW comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!" "What do you mean, Greg? Is it shaped like a peanut?" "No," says GregW. "It's salty."

One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's balls and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened. "Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?" "No," replied the man, "I work for the IRS."

ya, greg's not used to the female persuasion.

Someone should hook a fucking wind generator up to your mouth, they could power half of Washington.

quote: Originally posted by trask: been awhile, eh Gomer?

& This was a fuckup. Hey Jon and Timmy. Can't you offer a delete post option like other websites? That way when we double post or fuck up (like richard noggin) we can just delete the post. [ 08-15-2002, 11:10 AM: Message edited by: trask ]