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  1. That was a really nice read, D-Dog. Thanks, trask
  2. PP, fess up ... you shave your legs doncha?
  3. that was some scorpio shit from a hippie website
  4. quote: Originally posted by lizard brain: snaffle season "SOUP'S ON !!!
  5. bwahahaha very agile, howie
  6. quote: Originally posted by Lambone: 'Bone I think that pretty much sums up the Lambone. Actualy that proficy almost came true some time last year after I pissed off caveman! Quit showing that big ole stinger. We are not impressed. No one is stepping on you, so what's the deal? Let your partner touch and fondle you. You'll like it after all. Check out the crab, a backwards step and a sideways shift will make a nice little dance routine. Learn to down climb. Oohhhhh...
  7. There once was a Doc from Nantucket Who... ...oops...just got a life. see ya, trask, er dur, er dfa, WTF???
  8. Like I said before, are you SURE I don't climb?
  9. Sure dru- British Rating System E7 extremely severe VS very severe why do you ask?
  10. but but but what about that scary old bear that sleeps on the trail?
  11. What is that, a turd?
  12. No dude! I've got the best job in the world. I love it, and the best part...it PAYS.
  13. Top 11 worst things for your belay to shout to you while you struggle with the crux. 11. Falling! 10. You know, I've wanted to try climbing for years. 9. Hold on, I've got to go pee. 8. My god, you're going to die. 7. Dyno for the jug you can't see! 6. If you fall now you'll deck out. 5. Your fingers must be REALLY aching by now. 4. Hey SK, I can see right up your shorts from here. 3. Your last piece of pro just fell out. 2. Am I supposed to be doing something with this rope? And, the number one thing you don't want to hear from your belayer .... 1. Hmmm, looks like you read the guidebook wrong, this one's an E7 not a VS.
  14. you can't collect on your own bet dru=dfa
  15. Eleven women climbers were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Rainier. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. The blondes applauded.
  16. what's the booby prize? a night with a cc.com honey of our choice?
  17. get workin' on it lickitysplit ... i'll hire on as a guard
  18. sounds like dru and greg should get together to compare notes on their tenderloins. bwahahahah
  19. quote: Originally posted by jkrueger: After 2,433 posts of spray you expect us to take your question seriously? I can only think that you're looking for something scary enough to require the use of that helmet of yours... Do a search; I know for a fact that there is ONE serious post in that bunch of spray.
  20. I was just shittin' y'all. But, thanks Dru. I actually was kind of wondering what the badasses were. I'm not all spray all the time. Now kiss my purple helmet!!
  21. goddamn comedians, i'll tell ya. i ask a simple question and get pucky like this. trask pisses on you from great height. i'll ask over at nwhikers.com; they're helpful.
  22. Not that one, you dork. 40 acres of trask's ass burned to a cinder in a major brush fire last year. I hear it even took out the dingleberries and hedgerows.
  23. What's the nastiest, scariest, vicious, bitch of a climb in Washington? Just curious.
  24. allthumbs

    phuck yeah!

    quote: Originally posted by glen: L'bone: 10/30 Showbox Seattle WA We're there. Think you could get them to play the vacuum with a snafflehound? they'll probably have the vacuum on their hound.
  25. allthumbs

    phuck yeah!

    I hear these ROCKERS will be at the dome soon. Be there, or be SQUARE.
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