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quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Dear Fence Sitter, The Doctor will meet you on November 9th at 11 a.m. at the Jantzen Beach shopping center in front of the Home Depot to hand over the goods. Please bring cash, as DFA does not know you well enough to accept a check. Thank you, Dr. Flash Amazing I shall be there also to dook in your Subaru and laugh in your face.

I also noted that there was now surgery available for obese children. Hooray! We can keep shoving the MacDonald's burgers down their little gullets, and when they reach balloon proportions, surgery is available. Fuck nutrition...it's overrated.

A: No, but it's sure fun to play with all the toys.

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Trask, I have come into some endangered baby seal pelts (sorry, can't reveal source) and wish to make some earwarmers for myself and my honey. Could you help with some sewing materials and possibly a pattern? Thanks much. Greg, this fine coat was assembled for a friend of mine. These pelts were secured from poached animals found off the Sauk Prairie Road, Darrington. I have also worked with baby seal pelts, and find them delightful to the touch. I do request that you remove all traces of blood and brain matter before shipping. Thanks, trask [ 11-04-2002, 01:20 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

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Listen up tyrone, you fuckstick, I post as trask. It's my nickname and has been for over 40 years. I use it for everything; when I'm nice, and when I'm mean. So go diddle yourself.

I'll debate it with you later. I have a couple of policies to bind and don't have time at the moment. Go chew on my Saudi thread for awhile.

They have said that even with a UN sanctioned attack on Iraq that we could not use their bases. Well, let me tell you what I would do if I had the power: 1. Declare Saudi Arabia as a terrorist state. God only knows we have enough proof to make it stick. 2. Declare a complete embargo on Saudi Arabia - no goods in - no goods out. We have enough oil reserves to get us through this. 3. Require mandatory evacuation of all Americans in Saudi under threat of loosing their citizenship. 4. Put our allies on notice that we will be considering Saudi Arabia a hostile state, and that in the event of hostilities we will not be able to guarantee their safety in that country from our weapons. 5. Put everyone else on notice that anything that crosses the Saudi border in either direction WILL die. We'll see how long those snotty ass desert dwellers last. Do you all know what would happen without outside support? 1. Oil wells would cease to operate. 2. The Saudi National Guard would drift off into the desert on camels. Their billions of dollars worth of equipment would rot and rust in the desert. 3. Their economic status would be nothing less than bankrupt. 4. The country as they know it would shut down. No phones, no oil, no cars, no nothing. They think they have us over the proverbial barrel of oil. Pun intended. I think we need to show them that we are not some lacky on a leash and that we do have BIG TEETH!!!

C'mon Doc. You know what I'm saying here.

Can anyone identify this native northwest caterpiller?

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quote: Originally posted by iain: Perhaps I don't have a good thermometer for the apparent politics of this board, but if you have an unpopular opinion to share why not share it under your "real" name rather than making up some nom de plume? If it's truly how you feel, why not just say it? I don't care one way or the other, just curious. Pick ONE frickin' name and stick with it through thick and thin. I figure if you have to hide to post some negitive or argumentative shit, you're not worth spit.

Hope everybody had a GREAT weekend! This weather is freaking awesome eh? Go VOTE! Republican of course . Drink afterwards and be merry

I read recently of some character in the vicinity of Washington, DC, who has raped three different women, always wearing black and armed with, of all things, a cross bow. Now how does one go about his sexual jollies when he is armed with a cross bow? Apparently the instinct to fight back has been all but bred out of the American people. Either that or the law of the survival of the fittest has been repealed.

Listen up tyrone. It has become quite apparent that you have developed a "trask fetish". I would appreciate it if you would quit stalking me as I'm not interested in man-love. I find it disturbing to say the least that some wacko would post the same message at odd hours. I will be forced to seek a restraining order if this queer behavior doesn't cease and desist.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Dont tell anyone though cause answering the pms clueless single guys send to ol daisy trying to arrange a hookup is quite amusing. you never did learn how to talk dirty, you little vixen.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Sorry I was not heywood, guess again. If you DO guess one of my avatars I will fess up. Oops, veggie beat me to that one. How about chepe? [ 11-03-2002, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

My favorite of yours was Heywood Jablowme. Someone didn't see it that way though.

That's a cool avatar ya got there Veggie.

And that would be Dru.

Following is a sentence passed by Judge W. Wyatt McKay of Trumbull County, Ohio, via Mike Royko: "When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list. In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes. You are nothing but a weed, a weed among wheat... And when we have a weed, it's my job to eradicate the weed, because if you don't you will choke the wheat. Therefore, I'm going to take you off the streets for just as long as I possibly can. It means you aren't even eligible for parole until you're 92. That leaves only one more count, aggravated robbery... You stole this little girl's bra as a souvenir, probably to brag about it to your friends later on. Well, I'm going to give you a souvenir of Trumbull County justice. And that is, you will receive a maximum sentence of 10 to 25 on the aggravated robbery for the stealing of that bra. And I hope that if you last 25 years in prison that you remember that souvenir." "Get this scum out of here!"

quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: 'The worst lie you can tell is the one you tell to yourself.' did I just make that up??? I'm sure I heard it or read it somewhere I just can't remember where Those aren't lies. But you might consider cutting back on the Vodka.

Mr. Chips = Hemorrhoid