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FS, you're a true connoisseur.

Allison, all I know is that I've been paying upwards of $1000-1500 for tabs over the years, depending on what I was driving. I love paying $60 now, regardless. Screw their little feel good road projects. They'd just misappropriate the funds anyway and piss it away in another pointless and probable unethical "study". Locke and his stormtroopers can kiss my ass.

quote: Originally posted by allison: Yes, it would apprear that we as an electorate would rather have cheaper car tabs than parks and libraries.Roger that.

Dr. Flush, is that a slam on my intelligence? And here I thought we were becoming best friends.

I'm glad you qualified your last post with "but not a law", because that sounded awfully authoritarian and Nazi-ish.

Why is it not cool to drive a SUV? If a person can afford the fucker, who are you to say that person is not cool? While you bitch about it, the SUV person is probably heading to a nice upscale bar after work for some intelligent, lively banter with his/her peers and some hanky panky side action before going home to mama and the brats. More power to em' sista!

Exhausted by the ordeal, Twight dropped the tent. "I won't have to carry that anymore," he thought before digging a snow cave for shelter. Confused by fatigue, Doyle and Blanchard lost the ropes. The storm continued and they recalled Messner's comment — "You can't get off the face in a storm so keep lots of food in the high camps." They were out of food. "Served up death on a plain pewter plate 12,000 feet up the biggest wall in the world without any ropes...I looked into the other three sets of knowing eyes and wondered which of us would survive." The next morning they started down without much hope. They found a pack from a 1984 Japanese expedition. Three Japanese climbers disappeared in the gully where Twight's team had survived the avalanches. "We knifed it open out of curiosity- it was like a good old family style Christmas when you got every present you ever prayed for..." The pack contained two ropes and dozens of pitons. "We had just been given the keys to escape hell." Two days later they were down. Twight remembers, "Barry said it was like having sex with death." [ 11-15-2002, 04:44 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I will be presenting an outstanding slide show this Saturday night at Chandler’s Hooters. It will be a compilation of a couple of years of downloaded Internet porn, accompanied by a liberal dose of my own home movies. I sincerely hope you all can attend. The show starts at 9:30 sharp. The Hooter’s Juggies will be serving complimentary schooners and Buffalo Wings. Be there or be square! trask

Nice! You go girl

Pretty damn good

Listen up Dr. Shitstick, I don't know where you get off lambasting me and putting me down. I happen to be a eloquent speaker and a University of Washington college graduate. My gutterspeak, as you call it, is simply so that you can relate. Please stiffle your negative vibes. trask

Dr. Dork, You've developed quite the potty mouth haven't you lad? Hahaha, how the mighty have fallen. Dirtbag!

You know damn well where sista.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Can it, you babbling, internet-addicted, no-life loser FREAK! (harsh on someone like that? ) STHU you megalomaniac

Muffy, why doncha hop on in the car, drive up here and let old trask whisk you away to the darkside.

I saw a thread "over there" spouting about what dumb, hippie, pussy-ass, pseudo-climbers cc.comers were. They were saying that you guys can barely climb out of bed with your daily hangovers, let alone climb a real mountain. They said the pictures you post of your "imaginary trips" were all plagiarized from various other climbing sites. They call you pussies and old men, and say you suck.

This good old standby works for me [ 11-15-2002, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I doubt that Amigo.

Daisy, the real reason you rarely visit this site is because you spend so much time stalking me and parking outside of my gate. I've had to change my phone number 3 times and am currently having a restraining order drawn up against you. Please get over me and give it a rest. trask

Go for it, but Daisy wants to know if she can watch.

Despite the best effort of the U.N. Organization to the contrary, the United States still stands alone in defense of human dignity. We have our faults, and they become more conspicuous as time goes on, but we remain the one nation left in the world where a man can conduct himself like a man, and defend himself, his house, his wife, and his children to the best of his ability. His rights may be circumscribed but they still exist, at least for now. This is why we keep up the battle.

Perhaps you have noticed or read the book by Jon Krakauer called "Into the Wild," in which he recounts the dismal demise of a young man of the alienated generation who decided he would wander off into the wilderness and live off the land by his own wit and ingenuity. The trouble was that, as with most of the alienated generation, his wit and ingenuity were insufficient, and he starved to death on the northern approaches of Mount McKinley during the summer. It is quite possible for a serious woodsman to survive on his own in the wilderness. The great Charles Sheldon did just that many years ago when he took off alone into the wilderness of Denali to spend the winter discovering what the mountain sheep did in the cold weather. He came out in the spring with the information that he had sought - but he knew what he was doing. Hippies as a rule do not know what they are doing, and, as in this case, they often fall victim to what may be characterized as arrogant incompetence. cooper

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay." The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks angrily, "Well, what were you doing then?" "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

I always check it first thing because it stimulates my bowel.