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    Globalization

    Question: What best exemplifies globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! I've posted this thread as an American, using Bill Gates' technology which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you! That, my friends, is Globalization.
  2. thanks, now go resole your birks
  3. Lighten up gurl...you just need some luvin'
  4. Don't worry bout me, sista. They take a number.
  5. I hear Tim is so popular that he's bedded half the wives in Mukilteo.
  6. did you get the pleats straight?
  7. minks - who's mad? it's the weekend and i'm trollin' for some real women.
  8. Yeah right; you want me, but know you can't have me cause your tits are too small and your nipples inverted.
  9. Just do the best you can. You're not building a piano.
  10. allthumbs

    Yo

    Works everytime on me. I'll just stick with my Hooter's twang and be happy.
  11. allthumbs

    Yo

    post some pictures and prove it, hippie.
  12. allthumbs

    Yo

    Birks!!! Yikes, you're off my list, hippie.
  13. allthumbs

    this sucks!

    smelling your dick again, dfa?
  14. allthumbs

    Yo

    Minx - Meet me at the prearranged location for our lovefest. I'm convulsing with desire.
  15. allthumbs

    Yo

    Alright everybody, it's NOONER time.
  16. allthumbs

    this sucks!

    Who cares? Metal sux...just like your round mouth.
  17. allthumbs

    Yo

    Oh don't be so happy, it's depressing.
  18. allthumbs

    Yo

    yeah, www.comeoverhereandgivemeabiglick.com
  19. allthumbs

    Yo

    That was uncalled for. Wazzamatter with yo?
  20. You perverts should be ashamed of yourselves, degrading women the way you do. Personally, I think these lovely ladies are the finest thing God gave us. You should take a page from my book and love and cherish these supple creatures. Please download some clean thoughts.
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