allthumbs

Ain't it the truth.

yukity, yukity, yuk

That's cookin' brah. Remember back a couple weeks ago. I think they clocked the wind at 118, or 128, or some ungodly speed at Chinook Pass (probably on the ridge, but still smokin').

trask was never a child

how'd you keep track of all those college boyz?

keep dreamin doofus

good bud huh?

Don't mind Dwayner, he posts from the Betty Ford Center, and he's on crack.

she looks like a mudlark to me...you can have her

A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. So he waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He really needed to cool down from all that heat too! He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After an hour he got into the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream. He just couldn't help himself since it was his favorite flavor and so nice and cool... he ended up eating several gallons. Then he noticed the time so he waddled back to the garage covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."

Yeah right. I wouldn't be missed 30 seconds.

Fleb -- STFU

I'm getting sick of the stabs. I'm gonna quit posting here.

I think everybody should just let the mods. do their job and quit whining. There's very little moderating going on around here. Give it a rest already.

does jk know?

Shadup foo

How's it workin' for ya?

Muffy, which do YOU prefer...or perhaps both.

Neither. I'd shoot the goblin without hesitation or remorse.

I always give it up for beggars

Issaquah, WA -- A bald eagle satisfied its hunger at an Issaquah gas station when it snatched up a small, yappy dog belonging to Ray Borbon’s girlfriend, and flew away, leaving the dog's owner screaming in horror. The snaffle-like dog had been let out of Mr. Borbon’s SUV to run around in the station's parking lot while Ray went to take a leak and buy beer for a climbing trip at The Tooth. Witnesses said the pet was about 5 feet away from the SUV when the eagle swooped down from a perch in a nearby tree. Before Ray’s gurlfiend could react, the eagle circled up and away, heading off toward the city's outskirts clinching the pooch tightly. "It was the damnedest thing I ever saw," said Dennis Fleming, a gas station attendant. "The dog gave one yelp and that was it." Ray’s sweetie clutched her hands to her face and cried, "Oh, my God," while Fleming tried to console her. Ray, however, didn't appear to take the dog's departure too seriously. Fleming said as he walked around the side of the SUV, out of sight of his gurlfiend, he began to grin and chopped his hands in the air and exclaimed, "Yeah! Yeah!"

There's no honor in groveling. Better dead than a 'yes man'.

Day is done, gone the sun, From the lake, from the hills, from the sky; All is well, safely rest, God is nigh. Fading light, dims the sight, And a star gems the sky, gleaming bright. From afar, drawing nigh, falls the night. Thanks and praise, for our days, 'Neath the sun, 'neath the stars, neath the sky; As we go, this we know, God is nigh. Sun has set, shadows come, Time has fled, Scouts must go to their beds Always true to the promise that they made. While the light fades from sight, And the stars gleaming rays softly send, To thy hands we our souls, Lord, commend. Farewell, comrade Chepe

That's exactly my point. What parent wouldn't defend his/her child to the death? The fucking DA is going after the parent. What the hell is wrong with the legal system?