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"ya got me luv struck baby, and i know jus what to do"

Stevie Ray -- Texas Flood

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, and a 1lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single."The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier'n'shit."

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American got on and took the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, I think I'll get up and get a beer" No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the American obligingly went to get it and while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He looked at the two Arabs and asked, "why does it have to be this way?" How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"

I've just hooked into my intravenous beer injection system for the next couple of hours. I'll be listening to HARD ROCK till 9:00 wherein I'll be drunk enuf that me and my pal Dick will go round up a stray from the local meat market. Go play with yourself byotch

Hey goofball, I was agreeing with you. I don't have any facts. I think you have a great idea. Now drink your beer and punch another hole in the sheetrock.

Cavey's got game. Excellent idea. Free lunches for all of our kids!

you'll love it here. Lots of good people here to give you beta. I suggest you browse through some of the actual climbing threads too. Good luck and have fun when you're here.

the only thing I run from is your dick smiling at my tight ass.

what's his name?

up by sadis pass injun country actually about 10 miles north of Omak and 20 miles west of Republic. Nice horse girls up there

whydonchu run for office, numbnutz you got all the answers

erik, tell that skank she owes me money! grrrrrrrr

if I wanted to hear from a shit like you, i would have farted

hey SC, got something for ya lick it byotch

See? SEE?! dfa, tell your wife to quit calling me...it's pissing off my neighbor's wife when she's here.

fda- fuck you

It's straighter than a honeymoon dick. She's tighter than a bull's ass in fly time.

naw, I just shoot em full of holes.

or a creditor to run from?

Anybody have any? Here's two I like: "Sitting and wishing won't change your fate -- The Lord provides the fishing but you have to dig the bait." "Look at the funbags on that hosehound"

Hey, isn't this your homepage Rob?

One can only hope!

My .45 is locked and loaded - sitting on my desk as I type. My .12 gauge Defender is standing at the ready at my bedside with 8 rounds of OO buck. I encourage the fuckers to come at me.

"bomber bolts? K, you go first"