allthumbs

tell your wife to quit calling me

10 at 2, and 2 at 10

Read: Too lazy to mow the weeds.

I love Halle Berry. A fine ass and bodacious tatas.

pssst...matt's drunk tonight

kitten, you're nasty

perfect

If he's of a cocksure demeanor, he'll think about it all week while neglecting his clients, and then clandestinely conquer the bitch on the following weekend.

you're a goner keep it up and you'll be disbarred

Yeah, no one should be messin with the legitimate threads. Keep the shit in spray where it belongs. Matt, if you're at all serious about watchin' this board that hard, you need to get out more.

I get a lot of pornographic phone sex calls from my fans in various states around the good old U.S. of A. My dilemma is how to come up with new and witty material to arouse the clientèle. What do you more experienced rat bastards say on the phone? Thanking y'all in advance. trask

allison nekid is a slurpee

that was harsh dood - i'm crushed

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. He told Dad to sit down, then shoved two fingers up his nose and told him to blow hard. When the Dad huffed, puffed blew real hard, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to her husband. The mother said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows up?!" To which her husband snorted "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"

religion's good for what ails ya

cry me a river dick head

ya see, I told y'all some naughty chick was postin' nudes at cc.com

I'm waitin'

gettin there. more risque for the link though. send it to my email

not at all. just find it odd that some girls been posting nude men with big dicks in the photo gallery. wondered who it was

it's a male

send me a naughty picture and I'll give you the link.

load it

my woman is an auto-licker she's aid