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Was watching Jerry Springer one night and he had this fat chick on that let some wank puke all over her head. She supposedly had an orgasm.

Phuck

you got two broken legs?

you're right. your site sux

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this Pilgrim fucking the jug?

I used to have a fucking bird. I'd let it out to fly around and crap on my friends heads and shit. One night I was drunk and forgot to put it back in it's cage for the evening. Next morning there were feathers everywhere and the fucker's head was in my tennis shoe. Cat had that shit-eatin grin on it's mug. hehehe

two gumbys if ever there was

I just spent a couple minutes watching my cat hunt and kill a mouse. Watched in the binocs. Right before she lept on the mouse, she was drooling uncontrollably. Where's Marlin Perkins when you need him?

unenjoyment = unemployment they lay you off and you collect - goes against them. they fire you for some illegal shit they claim you did and your unemployment may well be denied.

or my preferred partner.....the bosses wife at the Christmas party.

not necessarily, because that sets them up for the unenjoyment issue. If they outright fire your lame ass, they might have a case against you. Trust me on this one.

Notice how the Spraybot can cull phrases off of the internet paste them into posts? Amazing, if used for good, but not for evil, like this... I didn't cut n' paste that one you fucking moron. All Nicholson fans remember that one by heart. Go polish your bobblehead.

did you know you need a license to: crab salmon fish trout fish sturgeon fish shrimp register a boat lics. a trailer hunt take a shit on BLM land use the mountains and shit any others ???

ask for a raise - that usually works

Oops, misread....thought this was a thread about how to get laid. My bad.

same deal with a boat

the pro is too light it's a bitch to get it to stick the raven is as light as I'd go, and I like mine (course I don't climb) so it's moot

dru - crystal meth

I love panty-raids. I like to take the panties and put them up close to .................. nevermind.

"the truth? you can't handle the truth"

gapertimmy = necro = trask = crazy polish bob = DFA

I'm a Klipsch man all the way.

I use a drip rig that goes directly into a SS Carafe...can't stand coffee sitting around on a hot plate unit. I use a mesh steel basket so I don't have to fuck around with paper filters. I like the special shit now and then, but my day to day coffee is good old Columbian...usually from Costco.

what's your favorite brand?