allthumbs

ya think?

press

dude, introduce her to Mr. Happy, the time is ripe (all she's been talkin' about for the last two days...get a clue).

you like it doncha? nasty girl

nice kitty, 'spose you want me to throw you another "bone"

bark like a dog

I think Sphinx has it "goin' on". The putz we need and love to hate. Here's to Sphincter the Tool.

Offering democracy to an Arab is like bringing a horse to a steakhouse.

who in their right mind doesn't like hiding the sausage?

Personally, I don't give a rip if every redskin becomes a billionaire. More power to 'em! Now, can someone help me find my bong?

shut down the meth lab beotch - yur busted!

Fairweather, I liked Dan Evans too. I could give a shit about Evergreen (I figure the hippies need a place too) and still don't. Wasn't Dixie a Lez? Woo hoo! my kinda gal.

I 'spose you think that's funny? Don't get me started

"a fisting we will go, oops, meant, a fishing we will go, a fishing we will go, high ho the dari-o, a fisting we will go"

a cell with TyRee for you and a name change to Erika

You sicko beotch. I don't want you coming over here anymore; pestering the children and humping the pets. I'll call the cops AGAIN if you keep pushing it. Now go play with your pud while you still can.

...and prison sex

Erik, i'm not sure what you're talking about fool. i'm referring to your new breast implants. now what's the date for the penis-removal? i'll send you a box of chocolates.

So tell me Erik, were the implants painful?

you should know, Jeff

Just look at that hand. That's the hand of a pussy-boy. Not a scar or callous on it. Do I detect of bit of turd under the nail? Disgraceful

I take it that's some disgusting porn technique or something, right? Yeah right. Don't play the innocent bystander with us. I'm sure you know fine well what the 2nd fiddle is or whatever you pervy festishists call it. Go on - feign disgust at my post Actually Iain hit the nail on the head. Necro is a renowned "skin flutist". Trask on the other hand prefers the company of the hermaphrodites. Fuckin' A bubba; they got ALL the toys.

like Playboy without the pictures bah !!!

I take it that's some disgusting porn technique or something, right? Yeah right. Don't play the innocent bystander with us. I'm sure you know fine well what the 2nd fiddle is or whatever you pervy festishists call it. Go on - feign disgust at my post Actually Iain hit the nail on the head. Necro is a renowned "skin flutist". Trask on the other hand prefers the company of the ladies.

necro plays 2nd fiddle to trask, always