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Head injuries are really nasty. Buckle-up kids.

I am working, you moron

bwahhaha I was banned this morning. Tomdav won't let me near the place. And rightly so...here's to ya Tom peace out.

I have a fireplace in my bedroom, plenty of Grand Marnier and a goose down comforter.

tRASK SAID ohhh, I like watching wimmin's backsides. But DO THEY LIKE WATCHIN' YERS??????????? I haven't had any problem getting dates.

yeah - You need to watch out for women with a cause. As for you - Trask - ALWAYS watch yer back! ohhh, I like watching wimmin's backsides.

they always delete my shit allijson sees to it

hey beotch, everytime I nicely post there you jump my shit. Whatup with that?

That's what you get for being an insurance broker. touché

Sammy is sooooo frickin awesome!!!!! "batta up!!!!!"

one of my pals just got back from a game at wrigley and said the total experience of it all still rocked

waz shakin' in chi-town Mike? Wind messin' up all that glam. hair of yurs? Wrigley field!!!!

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Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs below it. Before long, a monkey will go up the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey will make the same attempt with the same results- all the monkeys get sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, turn off the cold water . Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original monkeys and replace it with a new one . The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Again, replace a third monkey with a new one . the new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well. Two of the four monkeys that beat him have no idea why they are not allowed to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing the forth and fifth original monkeys, all the monkeys that have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs. Why not ? Because as far as they know that’s the way it’s always been around here. And that’s how policy begins…..

let's talk about wimmin's nipple hair

timmy, post a picture of your ass with a bic lighter fart

farts are soooo cool i save my "special" farts for my lusty times the wimmin enjoy them immensely makes their eyes water and their nose run - so i know they're having a good time.

Dwayner's been flirtin' with Ms. Fleshlite hahaha

Dawgs slay me when they fart and then look at their ass.

Timmy, I know this is about beer, but let's not forget about hard-boiled egg farts. Wowsa!!!!

I don't screw young bimbos with 'tudes. I prefer real women.

So I swing over to the gumby hiking website to inject some life in those moron's stupid lives and guess who immediately jumps my shit and makes a fucking asshole outta herself? Allison/MaryLoser She's all over my shit everywhere I go. Allison, if you want to fuck me that bad, just ask. If you wear a bag over your head, and if I'm drunk enough...well, who knows. Now leave me alone and quit stalking me goddamnit. trask

you're a pathetic excuse for a sprayer -- beotch

fuck all lurkers they're pussys

social scene for those too ugly to get laid the old fashioned way