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allthumbs

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  1. fuck!!!! look at her tongue. She can tongue my pooper anytime....slide it right into the New Year. Oops, did I say that???
  2. $11,000 fine per call if they fuck up. This will necessitate them having to constantly check the "donotcall" list. I hope the bastards go bankrupt.
  3. Cute photo of him kissing his boyfriend. The photos he posts don't necessarily have to be him... he could be ripping them off someone else. I know you're doing just that, you one-toothed wonder
  4. I think the whole concept of telemarketing sucks, but if by giving out my number, I can eliminate the bulk of these fuckers calling me, I'm game. Anyway, I called the 888 number cause the website wasn't working and opted out. Hope it works! Now drop and give me twenty!!!
  5. Just got a call from a friend that we can now opt out on a new anti-telemarketing program. I knew this was legal and coming in the State of WA. You can go to www.donotcall.gov or call 888-382-1222 to sign up. Evidently starts in Oct. Supposedly this will eliminate a shit-load of unwanted calls. I'm signing up RIGHT NOW. WooHoo, fuck U telemarketers
  6. he catches his parents having sex and asks,"What are you doing?", to which his dad replies, "Playing poker and your mom is the wild card!" A few days later he catches his older brother and girlfriend having sex and asks, "What are you 2 doing?" "Playing poker and she is the wild card!", says his brother. The next day he's in his room and his dad walks in and yells, "What are you doing?" "Playing poker!", he says. "Then where is your wild card?" To which he replies, "With a hand like this who needs a wild card!"
  7. lazy summer daze sunning on the fordeck, sipping umbrella drinks, the wimmim topless... and so on, and so on.....
  8. I'm North Sound sukka, San Juans - WooHoo!!!
  9. I'll make a boat nut outta U
  10. i can't get this to download. been waiting like 5 minutes. here ya go beautiful weird...doesn't work copy, drag and paste to address bar and it cums up
  11. I liked them both, but I'm easily amused.
  12. I've heard MattP hangs out there all the time??
  13. Dear Ms. Normandy, Erik and I have a long-standing tradition of bagging on each other. He also tends my goat farm when I'm away on business. I think you need to observe more, come to a pube club and get to know everybody before you form goofy opinions. You probably should consider giving me a blow job too. Thanks, trask
  14. minx, please stay focused on the subject matter. do you have a strike for Erik?
  15. I want to talk about oral sex. In fact, I need some oral sex.
  16. Strike 1 - He thinks he's a real ladies man.
  17. "it hurts so good"
  18. not to mention he's spanking that monkey to death
  19. no thanks - exit only
  20. I'll bet you don't have any cheese. But then again..... hmmmm questions, always these silly questions. Well since I'm not allowed to post any more pictures I guess you'll never know, now will you? probably not. but i must say judging by the pics. you did post, you probably have one fine ass. but then again, i've been wrong before.
  21. hope you were wearing your diaper ... I'm going to let it go today because I'm in a good mood.
  22. I'll bet you don't have any cheese. But then again..... hmmmm questions, always these silly questions.
  23. fly the friendly skys - latah fukka
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