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Two seagulls just flew over and one shit on the neighbor's boat. I spy a seal farting and a drake Mallard trying to coerce a hen to do the nasty (good luck, sucka). Ah, the call of the wild.

goddamn dru, buy a clue

in his redundant psycho-babble, Dru is off base once again - sheesh click

they finally busted your brother, I see

hey Poop, your completely irrelevant point is...?

we shoot seals at night with .22's

what's a CF-18? short for Cluster Fuk-18? the blimp went low and slow over my place last Sat. heading towards Vancouver.

Goddamn, my daughter walks up to me a minute ago holding a baby tooth. She says, "Daddy, I've had this tooth under my pillow for days and the Tooth Fairy still hasn't come." Oops - (I'm not a fuckin' mind reader) I told her I'd email the Tooth Fairy and tell her to get crackin'.

not personally, but I have neighbors

or lost about 40 pounds, waxed her chin whiskers, shaved her snatch, did her hair, got outta' her bathrobe, cooked some real food, douched, and showed some fucking interest in sex.

squeeze and tell

zip it, ass-peddler

fair enuf, cumguzzler

Texas women look burnt out and haggard. My friend dated a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader once upon a time, and swore up and down that she could suck the chrome off a tailpipe.

From what I've heard, the Iraqi populace demanded to see the pictures. Proof in the pudding, or some such tomfoolery.

tough shit

sautéed ??

appears to me the fuckin' B-ham contingent is bristling with fuckin' nut cases

I heard on Fox that they used dental records among other things. DNA? I don't fuckin' know. Don't bug me with the details...come to your own conclusions, Gimp.

I'm sure she'll run right out and fuck about 12 guys.

Saddam's demon seeds

he already has chlamydiae - picked it up sucking off Necro

popular Russian name for a female - Ivonna Sukuoff

that motor sucks