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I wish I had worms. Have you ever seen a warble worm? Warble flies usually lay their eggs in the ears of kittens and small dogs. But only one per animal. When the egg hatches it begins eating it's way into the animal's head and, if let go, all the way into the brain. These worms are about 2 inches long and 1/2 inch thick. And if you spot the hole, which is fairly obvious, you have to get tweezers and pull the worm out of the kitten's skull otherwise it will go mad and then slowly die.

That's a lot of work and time for a measly $500, unless you enjoy that kind of shit.

bwahahaha

I don't buy it. I think he's as full of shit as a Christmas goose.

Bob is a retard.

why not? having your annual goat roundup?

CALL 1-800-COLLECT HAHAHAHA

Hey Poop, why don't you grab a tall glass of "Shut the Fuck Up", Gimp. BTW, you just made my Shit List - Congratulations, asshole!

Two seagulls just flew over and one shit on the neighbor's boat. I spy a seal farting and a drake Mallard trying to coerce a hen to do the nasty (good luck, sucka). Ah, the call of the wild.

goddamn dru, buy a clue

in his redundant psycho-babble, Dru is off base once again - sheesh click

they finally busted your brother, I see

hey Poop, your completely irrelevant point is...?

we shoot seals at night with .22's

what's a CF-18? short for Cluster Fuk-18? the blimp went low and slow over my place last Sat. heading towards Vancouver.

Goddamn, my daughter walks up to me a minute ago holding a baby tooth. She says, "Daddy, I've had this tooth under my pillow for days and the Tooth Fairy still hasn't come." Oops - (I'm not a fuckin' mind reader) I told her I'd email the Tooth Fairy and tell her to get crackin'.

not personally, but I have neighbors

or lost about 40 pounds, waxed her chin whiskers, shaved her snatch, did her hair, got outta' her bathrobe, cooked some real food, douched, and showed some fucking interest in sex.

squeeze and tell

zip it, ass-peddler

fair enuf, cumguzzler

Texas women look burnt out and haggard. My friend dated a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader once upon a time, and swore up and down that she could suck the chrome off a tailpipe.

From what I've heard, the Iraqi populace demanded to see the pictures. Proof in the pudding, or some such tomfoolery.