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DFAsshole, how about putting your babble into proper syntax, form, and grammar so I can at least understand what the fuck you're saying before I dismiss it, bitch?

If I were Secret Service, I'd take that cartoon serious too. It does imply some threat. Ya think? Duh

the wife looks like a dominatrix or tranny. which is it?

When I was in LA recently, Angelina and I had dinner and drinks. Later, we fucked each other senseless for hours and said our goodbyes. We'll be vacationing together in Aruba, later this fall. I'll give a TR.

Who's the flamer? Think it shaves it's pits?

hahaha, we'll kill them again next week, and the next week, and the next week, and the next....... click

Shut the fuck up Gimp, before I come down there and bitchslap your candy ass.

For your information, DFA dumb motherfucker, I ran that title in Word, looking for incorrect grammar or sentence structure. It's fine the way it's written. Go fuck your mother some more and leave me alone.

dumb fuckers like you obviously don't, but then you're tagged an idiot, so it's moot - btw, enjoying your job flippin' burgers at Wendy's?

Attitude, are you retarded? Have you ever uttered a word, or is the posting of pagetop snaffle icons your only claim to fame?

The toilet seat is cracked, where do I stand?

One should do business in English, diplomacy in French, command troops in German, make love in Spanish, and sing in Italian. In amplification one should do his cursing in Arabic, though this is complicated by the diversity of that tongue. Fuck U too, lummoxhole.

Yes, but now she's known as Adrien SAG-O. Q- What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A- A navel.

Kurt's right as far as message board babble goes. In the business world, a shitty speller is nowhere. My uncle the attorney will throw away correspondence with spelling errors, rather than bother reading it. He says that if the sender is too stupid or lazy to proof read and correct his/her document, then they don't warrant his time.

That's true, but if you want ME to take you seriously, you'd best get it right.

hottest chick goin' right now

There was a young queer named E-rock, Who had holes down the side of his cock, His boyfriend Eriko, could play the concerto, by Johann Sebastian Bach.

i like it...how bout There once was a man named Ray Who fashioned a cunt out of clay But the heat of his prick Turned the clay into brick And tore all his foreskin away

There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.

NOW you're talkin'

dfa, stick that cheese up yur ass, cornholer

Most Barbie's I know are frigid ice queens with a "my shit don't stink" attitude. I'll take a amateur, average looker any day, that loves life and loves to fuck like a race horse.

Where I live, we crab all the time. My clueless, walking disaster neighbor gets a bloody finger every time he pulls his pot. You'd think he'd know how to handle a crab after 5 years, but apparently not. Some people are born Gumbies.