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  1. guys, that's not me in the photo
  2. allthumbs

    f' 'u

  3. It's even hotter than usual in Phoenix, the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before. Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks. "It feels like you are in a furnace," said James Zanzo't, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 1/2 years. "It's inhumane." Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, is not sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and the soldiers are living in tents and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths." How could you not like this guy?
  4. stfu tool. what a stupid comment.
  5. I agree with Cracked. Softshell ain't my thang either. That's 2 against ????
  6. you sir, are a fuckin idiot. it was war-time for chrissake. go buy a clue
  7. allthumbs

    ugliness

    whatever turns you on
  8. allthumbs

    ugliness

    piss on it
  9. While driving to the Spa this morning on Interstate 5, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Mr. Happy and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers !
  10. allthumbs

    ugliness

    Come on you guys, it's a damn rock. Rain washes chalk away, and tick marks, well who cares?
  11. hitler youth
  12. hey erik, what about that horny tree?
  13. allthumbs

    ugliness

    eat a turd
  14. okay
  15. Ignorant fucker without a clue.
  16. allthumbs

    ugliness

    anal
  17. Hello Pi- I couldn't give an agitated gibbon's malignant left testicle about your semen soaked perverted fantasies. -trask
  18. Pi, you suck. Take 55 milligrams of pure Diazepam and 120mg of Valium and sit in the corner and fondle yourself until the presence of a somewhat pacified braying jackass is requested.
  19. Relax Pi, unless you threaten me or my family directly, you're totally safe from anything but verbal abuse from me. I still hate pinko, queer, commie fukkas though. Go to hell, Gimp.
  20. Hey Pi, you commie piece of shit. No one entitled you to post here, bitch. Take your stupid commie ass and paint a bullseye on it.
  21. I believe widespread possession of guns is justified by considerations of public safety, individual dignity, and healthy democracy. Public safety because law enforcement personnel can never be numerous enough to guarantee safety. Personal dignity implies, among much else, readiness for self-defense. The health of a democratic culture is dependent on the general public's involvement in public safety. This is so because freedom is not a gift from government and defending it is not a duty that responsible citizens can entirely delegate to government. Get involved folks, and get armed.
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