Let me guess, Miss Mitocon: You drive a Subaru Outback that gets a whopping 23mpg city and have it nicely topped with a Thule Rack upon which is affixed bicycle, ski, kayak, canoe, and safari-crate attachments? The tailgate is, no doubt, stuffed with $10k worth of camping and climbing gear--and, oh yes, of course, a bumper sticker with a cute little spouting whale encouraging the rest of us to "Live Simply".