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Could someone who knows shit or who has a Becky guide describe where Yoder's Dragonfly would be in that picture?

Cool. I'd like to canoe up Ross Lake and check out Hozomean and shit. Right on.

christianclimbers.com says they are a "climbing organization determined to get you to high places," which is cool cause I'm determined to get high in places too.

I'm pysched on my Andanista too. Good for multi-day lightweight coldweather climbs.

All the gapers will cry when goatboy's contrived clip-ups are shut down.

If they gate it it will keep that area back there pretty wild though.

Anyone have any beta on the planned closure of this road as far as if and when it may happen?

the "normal aid climb" isn't an aid climb.

I'm sure there are some exciting meth labs to check out. Maybe some unofficial demolition derbies. Jacked up Ford pickups with Calvin pissing on Chevy. Great mulletts. Tight jeans and trailer parks with people fucking their cousins. Thats about it.

Sport climbing sucks. Fuck off.

fuck ebay. I'm not sending some asshat my cash in the hopes that he "may" send me the goods and that the goods aren't trashed.

Wow I actually just used this site for something other than talking shit.

Anyone have any negative experience with these jobs as far as durability issues?

Agreed. There will definitly be snow. But probably some patches of dirt to be found.

Whatever. What you meant to say was "taxin hot Spanish chicks."

"Shit Infection of the Vagina" at Trillium Rocks in California is way choss. Last time I was there, the holds weren't even chalked, and there was mud on the approach! Also the red tape problem at V-World is super chossy - the third hold spun on me last night and I fell all the way to the crashpad!

Fuckin city boys. Sheeeiiit.

Subarus are for homosexual yuppies. I've driven my Ford pickup w/ stock suspension on "roads" that would murder any tin can subaru or toyota. Subaru Brats are cool though.

Cop out my ass. Plaintiff was a stupid fuck for not hiring a lawyer who actually knows something about federal court justiciability instead of prodeeding pro se and assuming that he had third party standing to litigate on behalf of his daughter, who he doesn't even have legal custody of.

I'd get a hooker and go to the Casino.

Shit, they named Big Dick Peak after me.

I actually have a copywrite on the term "asshat." Expect a lawsuit forthwith, for $10,000 in damages. But I'll settle right here for $19.95, or a case of Mickey's Bigmouth.

My mom gave me rattlesnakes and razorblades to play with. ... that is when she let me out of the box, of course.

Enough to ski on. But going fast.