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They let you drive your car in the mall?

snow.

Oh my fucking lord...! Do you set yourself up for beatings on purpose? Are you really waxing philosphic about your pathetic inability to get laid after the abuse you just took last week?!!!! You are too funny. Note to gary: The reason you are attracted to bohemian chicks is because they appear "cool" and "mysterious" to right-brain troglodites like yourself. Furthermore, the reason you are conflicted about having children versus chasing after an independent, carefree woman is that you are still an idealistic boy sheltered under the nuzzling teat of academic complacency. The way to a woman's heart is not through her computer screen. Get out there a try getting some.

clearly, it's this attitude that has given sp'ed his reputation for being great in bed or in his case, outstanding in his field. You couldn't handle my moves.

I just don't think its true that men will have sex with anything that moves. Movement isn't necessary.

yep...last winter was pretty much the shit!! With the added bonus of listening to all the skiing faeries whining... And a nonexistent winter snowpack is great for the environment too. I hear Ford 150s are worse I hear living in Portland is even worse than that since you have to drive half way up or down the coast to get to any REAL mountains.

The ones that have a pulse.

yep...last winter was pretty much the shit!! With the added bonus of listening to all the skiing faeries whining... And a nonexistent winter snowpack is great for the environment too.

You pulled an all nighter to prepare for watching a film on human reproduction? Interesting.

I bet G.I Joe could kick Action Man's ass. Action Man sounds like a fag.

You mean manage the micro

I've heard incredible stories of vast undeveloped climbing south of the border. Down there I think its a sport only for the borgeoise or visiting / expatriot gringos. Sounds like your trip was awesome!! BTW

I'll pee in your butt.

One more:

Did you hear the one about the 10d X chimney on Dragontail?

On the contrary, Michael, I would have to say that when I took that picture the angle kicked up to dead verticle. When I finally lifted my cowering head from fear and looked up I nearly shat myself. It was a good 20-30 feet to the next gear on vertical greasy nubs and it was another old fucked up button head. I clipped it and was offered no relief. I couldn't even see the next available piece of gear and wasn't even sure where to go. If I went the wrong way I would be off route, fall, rip out ALL the gear, and probably the belay. After I finished hyperventilating and chose the correct way I could see the bolt...another 20 feet of ever GREASIER slabby polished slopers I had to slap and mantle on w/no feet to the next bolt, all told probably a 40' runout on dead vertical terrain. It was another shitty buttonhead. I could see the anchor! Another 25' run-out on the same type of climbing! Yeah! I'm gonna fucking die! I'm going to kill us BOTH! This is sweet! I almost fucking fell just before the anchors (actually a couple times on the whole pitch too) and my heart came out of my chest when I saw it was a two bolt bent buttonhead fuck-show of an anchor!

Atleast the belay would have been warmer.

Well, you do know what a West Virginian says after having sex? Get off me Dad you're squishing my cigarettes!!

That makes the ridge and the chasm of death look right, but then the climber and the other side of the ridge are fucked. Maybe Oly needs to add the geoduck and Annabelle Bond to make it right.

No way. The camera was maybe tilted a little bit, but not much because that's how steep the wall was there. Took the pic on the NE ridge of Alberta in a spot where the whole side just falls away onto the whole general N Face abyss. I don't know why the ground looks so funky

Can't compete with the sick geoduck v10 sendfest but: Sorry for the fucked up pic sizes. Ice Mountain Climbing Skiing

Cool skiing photo!

Maybe tendinitis. I get it too. Its all part of getting old I guess.

Cool! time to go walking, I mean snowshoeing!!! Sweet!!