joekania

quote: Originally posted by sk: Eddy Van Halen on the other hand, well he can play sorry so off subject Correction: Eddie Van Halen USED to be able to play guitar.

Date: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 Lynn Hill reads from and signs "Climbing Free: My Life in the Vertical World." Tickets available beginning May 1., 7:00 pm, 120 Kane Hall, Tickets required,; available (free) at University Book Store, Sponsored by University Book Store and KUOW, 206-634-3400

Sorry B-Rock, I'm creeping it on you a bit, but I have a new-rope question too. I was climbing with a friend for the 2nd or 3rd time the other day, and it was twisting like crazy after he rapped off of it. We stratched it out it's whole length and shook out as much of the twist as possible, and there was still a bit left in it. Is this a normal thing for a new rope?

Payaso found it: http://www.deceptioncrags.com/WriteOffRock/index.htm

Payaso and I had a beautiful evening of climbing, and got there before almost everybody else. Question for you folks more familiar with the area- there is a short route (2 bolts to twin chains) to the right of the wall right at the top of the trail to the trestle. Steep slabby thing, real thin on hands after you clip that second bolt (a bit wet and slimy right now, too). It wasn't in the guide book that some kind folks climbing nearby let us browse, wonder if anyone knows a rating for that sucker? Thanks in advance.

Way bitchin, man, good luck and be safe.

Hi, I'm sort of a newbie climber, and I haven't lived in this state long. My question is, does small-dicked spray obfuscate any of my other rights, or just the right to call myself a climber? Because right now I want to exercise my right to tell Sparky to keep his trolls on the spray board, wanker.

this sort of constipation will be bliss

Olympic hockey also has a 15 second rule between whistle and face-off that keeps the game moving, no TV timeouts.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks the Canadian boarder pays rent!

Listen and learn, spray-pups. http://www.spray.se/sex/ Who's your daddy?

dang! 0 for 10

cartman: whatsa matter Stan, you got a girlfriend? Stan: Hell no, dude! Girls suck ass!

ruddersbox, you are a pig. Have you no pride?

quote: Originally posted by allison: Like I said before, I'd like to see the homophobia go away on this board in its entirety. Spin the bottle at next Pube Club! No "do-overs." [ 05-09-2002, 12:24 AM: Message edited by: joekania ]

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: Hey, I've been bachin' it for 5 years now, and my place is neat as a pin most times. If your shoes match your belt, you are such a homo. "Eat it! You know you want to."

Yo, Rain, all I can say is if you have the testicular fortitude to start a topic like that on this board, you MUST be this guy's ropegun. He was experiencing fear of failure (What if I don't make her toes curl? Will she still lead that chossy offwidth for me?)On the other hand, you are exhibiting outstanding judgment by posting after Dru and Borbon have taken vacations, so maybe he feels inferior and wouldn't have control over the resulting relationship shift. At any rate, it's all his issue and you've proven yourself worthy of a better lover. Or maybe belaying is providing him with all the fantasy material he needs. Either tease him relentlessly into the sack (releasing sexual tension always pays off big), or dress frumpy for the crags and see if he comes slinking around, looking for the old sugar. At any rate, check your PMs, I'm sure you're being deluged with offers from the undersexed wall-crawlers that cruise this site. Happy hunting!

The only thing bad about the Sharks advancing is the Wings won't have the oh-so-sweet opportunity of depriving the Nordiques/Avalanche of yet another year of driving around with the Stanley Cup picking up chicks on Rodeo Drive.

But seriously, yo momma's so fat, hey, page top! she has to iron her pants in the driveway.

Yo momma's so fat, Corporate Caveman's having Pube Club in her Redmound- and he don't even know it!

Yo momma's so stupid, she missed the 44th street bus, so she took the 22nd twice.

Yo momma's so fat, if she got kidnapped, she'd show up on all four sides of the milk carton.

fat, when she dances, the band skips!

I find that if the booty is big enough to climb, I don't want anything to do with it at all.

especially if you know anything about java or MIRC