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  1. TT, you dawg!
  2. Sounds like what we expected to see there, glad you made it back safe and enjoyed what you could. See my TR in Alpine Lakes for our epic on Mt Stuart.
  3. Set out 3am Sunday with Terry McClain for an attempt on Stuart's West Ridge. A warm breeze greeted us just as we stepped onto the trailhead. A nearly full moon brightened things a bit, but headlamps were necessary, especially since we passed the cutoff on the Esmeralda basin trail to take us to the pass. It came up sooner than either of us expected and we sailed past it in our eagerness to get on the mountain. We had nary a clue that this foreshadowed the entire character of our climb. After losing 30-45 mins. 'shwacking up to the pass (saw a set of cougar prints meandering through the hikers') we crested as light was rising into the Ingalls creek drainage. (Note #1: If someone says their in "great" shape, get clarification, ie, "Did you finally make it up Si for the first time this season, or have you summitted Rainier 12x this year?" Very important. Hardman Terry kicked my ass.) Snow covered everything between us and Ingalls Lake and was easy travel contouring toward the lake. Past the lake we stumbled across some bivouaced climbers who had done the W. Ridge the day before- 13 hours and they had bivvied, too. Not having prepped for anything but an emergency bivy, we hustled our way up their steps to the 2nd gully and began our ascent of this behemoth of bomber granite. (Note #2 be careful of other people's steps.) We followed the steps up the gully, quickly replenished our water supply and continued up. The steps were good and seemed to be on route, but we found ourselves disregarding the guidebooks' advice- if it's over 5.4, you're off route. We started with a 5.8 pitch on slabby granite with few holds and a reachy crux- kinda fun! Then after a brief snack continued up another gully that was knee deep in the slush and not interested at all in having steps kicked into it as it rose to 60 degrees at its top (were we on route? Stay tuned.) We continued on and up, gunning for Long John's Tower, aware that an impostor was lurking to fool us. We gained enough altitude to pick out the false tower from the real McCoy (and countless other similar formations) and began to work our way toward it. Unfortunately, while approaching it, it disappeared around another ridge and the route got harder to follow. Without getting too long winded, we manged to blast at least 3 hours to smithereens getting off route and backtracking (not including what we'd lost that morning on the trail), left some new webbing on a rock to warn climbers away from the incorrect route (and to keep all the old manky webbing we saw on the mountain company) and through much effort and clearheaded route-finding (thanks Terry!) in the face of difficulty, we found ourselves high on the West Ridge and began moving toward the West Ridge Notch, the landmark for the moves toward the summit block. After more climbing and occasional stops to check maps and route descriptions (tick tick tick) we gained the notch and began looking for the ledge system Beckey says will take you onto the north side of the ridge to return later to the south side, then move toward the summit. Not really seeing a ledge system, I led out from the highest point of the notch over low 5th class terrain looking for Beckey's "tiny notch." Well, I found just such a notch, but so much sooner than I expected, that I again became suspicious if we were on route. I sat on the notch and looked ahead at lines I DID NOT want to climb at all. I returned to Terry's belay stance to confer (tick tick tick). We decided to try and get on the Beckey ledge system. It turned out to be ledgy, wet, and lichen covered, with a move around a protruding boulder between two ledges that hung out over a good 800' drop to the Stuart glacier. Hmm, didn't like that either. With the sun sinking fast, and sleep deprivation and fatigue taking its toll, we called it and steeled ourselves for the now necessary bivy. We made calls to people expecting us back sooner than we would be, let them know we were okay and would be longer than expected. We got water at the notch from a slow drip, put on every layer we had, stuffed our feet into our packs and huddled under a space blanket for the night. I was awakened periodically through the night because Terry's entire body was a cell phone set on vibrate and it was telemarketing time (poor guy was freezing), or my own feet rubbing themselves together to get warm. We arose at 5am and set out to find an alternate route on the south side of the ridge that was little used. Doubting ourselves a bit by the inconsistent reports of distance, features, etc., we explored a line that came up blank (but was good recreational climbing if you plan for it!) Tick. Tick. Tick. We went back to the ledges to try for the tiny notch again. I went out on the same line as the night before, which was higher and less exposed than the ledge system, and again gained the tiny notch, this time seeing a cairn atop it. I guess there was a right time for us to climb past it. I also saw the alternate route on the south side, I had also explored it the night before (very glad we bivvied). Terry followed me out and spotted a piton on the way. From there it was really fun. We knew we were near the summit block, before us lay a tricky-looking reachy crack that actually fell behind me and a couple of good boot-jams in short order. Then another short pitch over a small ridge and we were on the block! We inched out onto a ledge and planned our last moves to the summit. There was talk of a route from the top of the South Rib that was easy climbing, but the traverse to it looked less than appealing. We decided to make a go for it from the ledge we stood on. A little hard pulling on a crack on the right side of the ledge and over some 3rd class terrain later, I was belaying Terry up and ready for the final pitch. Beckey calls it a 5.8 lieback and that it is the crux of the route. It was the most fun pitch of the climb, for sure. I'd say the rating is good, but liebacking it didn't seem the best way to get up it (but then again my head was dreamy with sleep deprivation and sunburn on my neck for the rack to rub on). Anyway, I clipped a solid piton at the top of the crack, pulled over to more 3rd class, belayed Terry up and we stepped up onto the summit together. Unfortunately the horizon had been covered all day by far away massive pointy rock things in all directions and summit time was no exception. We snapped a couple pics, phoned home, dressed down for the ascent, and set off. The traverse to the Cascadian couloir was well marked with cairns. We glissaded about half of the snowfield and stomped down the rest. Without all the painful (very painful) details of the descent, I'll just say that it took us 6.5 hours, summit to car (I was dragging ass by this time). If you plan on doing it in a day, I suggest you get in the best possible shape you can attain, stock up on Gu, study the route for weeks, and then go climb da Toof instead! Actually, it was a great climb, a very aesthetic line with sick exposure and medium hard pulling on killer granite, and the best was saved for last (at least as far as summitting goes). Terry may have more to add, I'm sure I forgot something, it was an epic ascent. Car to car time: *confidential* Weather: perfect # of times Terry said "We gotta keep moving!": once (per 15 minutes) Beckey's favorite words: short distance, traverse left, ledge, gully, notch. I think for brevity he replaced about two dozen words in the English language with these easy to remember and catchy phrases.
  4. Haven't done the N Ridge, but did the west this past weekend- route finding was very tricky. Take a good map and a grain of salt with Beckey's favorite words- ledge, gully, traverse, small distance, total trip time _____, grade 3, 4, 5, etc. looks like a burly, aesthetic route, good luck and good climbing!
  5. Hey Bob, You're right, I was wrong, osteon is Greek for bone. Osteum is obviously LATIN, something you would know if you were a good Catholic. Enough nitpicking. Thanks for finally posting something constructive and sensible and for sharing your expertise. Maybe you aren't all angry spray after all. A big thanks for having someone edit your posts for grammar and spelling, it enhances your suffering credibility on this board.
  6. quote: Originally posted by crazypolishbob: question- to joecock kania and pindude(dick)head. you both say many things, joe you said i did not give advice. how about you? i did not see a name for a md in your post. same with pindude- all you did was rip on mike, rip on chropractors and rip on every other speciality. as far as i see you had nothing to add to his question. i did post this because it torques me when some self absorbed opinionated lamo is pretending they are doing something. both of you are so lame that trying to expalin anything is just pure waste of time. and pindude- i wouldn't climb with you either, hate when people can't follow what i lead. you really look like a lame ass loser. Man, this shit just writes itself. Thanks again for saving me the trouble of pointing out your complete lack of logical thought. I didn't have advice for Greg because I have been enjoying the good fortune of having no injuries during my stay in WA. As an aside, I have never had a chiropractor or MD lay a hand on me, and I will predict that a chiropractor never will. That said, I have nothing against MDs, and find them to be fine health practitioners, if others' experiences are any indicator. I see osteopaths almost exclusively (Osteo- from the Greek word for "bone"- Greece is a country in SE Europe- see where this is taking you?). Many treatments of OMT (which I'm sure you're familiar with, Bob, as well as humbled by) have rehabilitated my skeletal injuries, saving me from surgeries, medications, limps, breathing difficulties, sinus problems, orthodontia-related ailments, et al (that's Latin for "and others" - you know SOME Latin, right, Bob?). I recommend them over MDs as general practitioners; problem is, there just aren't as many of them. "i did post this because it torques me when some self absorbed opinionated lamo is pretending they are doing something." Just had to repeat it, it's so damn funny to hear it from you (I never thought we'd agree on something).
  7. are you ever not pissed off? do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Greg W asked for a referral to a good DOCTOR, not some self-absorbed massage therapist who thinks he's the end all be all because some MD sent him a patient. Why do I have to keep pointing out the obvious to you? Sorry about the thread creep Greg, here's to a speedy recovery.
  8. joekania

    WAAAAAA

    wuddatroll...
  9. Mtngrrrl, It's spelled that way because he only "sim"ulates an orgasm. DENNIS HARMON SUCKS (ALMOST AS MUCH AS DAN LARSON)
  10. The lower air pressure at altitude can actually create a negative pressure situation on the capillaries in your nose, causing them to rupture. Rarely serious (I'm surprised at your experience with them) and not uncommon. You can't change that, really, so I don't know if you have options. I used to take aspirin for climbs above 12,000 feet to combat the mild headaches I would get and found the nosebleeds (mine are very slight) seemed to stop. I don't have any scientific verification for aspirin being a remedy, but it seemed to have an effect on me. May be something to ask your doctor about, could be a low clotting factor level, which can be serious.
  11. Yo momma's so fat, if she sat on a quarter, a booger would squeeze out of George Washington's nose!
  12. YEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! HEY AVS:
  13. horsecock alone isn't a pretty sight. makes me feel "slightly" inadequate.
  14. Wings in 5, there is no other way. There can be only one.
  15. quote: Originally posted by allison: I'm an idiot, but I don't want a lobotomy. Any ideas? CLASSIC!
  16. I was there yesterday, and right off I'm not sure of the route you mean, but I did snap some pix. I'll check the guides and see if I've got any of that route.
  17. Linklater rulez!
  18. I'm cool with goddesses as long as they're the Artemis-Aphrodite type.
  19. aw, trask, I'm sure you wish you had sex all over you!
  20. Carolyn, I'm sure you will get a ride from someone on the board, I am offering, but I will be working until 8pmish, so if you're still sitting at home, I'll be glad to come get you. Check your pms.
  21. Hey Cave-dude, been awhile. Yeah Colchuck lake area was sweet. Our ascent of Colchuck wasn't the most challenging route, but a good first alpine climb for the season. Dragontail had me drooling. Serpentine Arete looks like an awesome climb, and Triple couloirs must be da bomb when it's in. can't wait to hit some of those sometime before the road closes.
  22. quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by sk: I didn't know that spelled trouble, I thaught it spelled three way It always comes around to sex at some point; six posts ought to be close to a record. Greg Not if Trask is logged in.
  23. joekania

    Hard Core TR

    at least with all that exposure you get excellent cell phone reception so you can call a friend with a topo to talk you down from the haystack. way to crank, bra!
  24. may not be too late to get it on the Tyson/Lewis ticket! or Fox celebrity boxing-hey! New topic for the forum-who would kick whose ass?
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