Cpt.Caveman

Lammy it was me I did it

BTW The fat gut helps in the offwidth chimneys. Off to Hyperspace

Saright Lammy, I am smoking a bowl fer lunch. But I should just forget about sporto gym climbers anyway. Go crank some plastic. BTW I am Ray so we are one in the same hoser.

Hmm Generate hostilities... Maybe I'll come over to see you at work in about 15 minutes...........

NO Lammy, I also listen to rowdy music have tattoos and sport a very short haircut. I am somewhat hostile at times and completely hostile when provoked. I do listen to Marley and sorry to hear about your fungus hair getting chopped off Oh and we don't know the bozo that started the thread anyway... [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 05-30-2001).]

You have to puff all the time!! Can't Weasel Out man! See you dont make the grade already ...

If your name aint Rush Twilley you aint in Lambonehead

First Prerequisite is lots of ganja smoking.

Nolan we'll send all the routes in stoney style. Why don't you get your police ass and kick us out of the Mtns Or maybe you'll just lurk da boards and get beta from one of these stoners

I got some photos from friends about this character. Wearing jeans and all would likely have perished without his bivy sack.

?? What bolt where and why ?? Oops I see what you mean duh! [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 05-29-2001).]

It was plainly a not so smart or inexperienced move. Hopefully Homeboy learns his lesson. I imagine someone else might have but that is usually because there is something about people in the Northwest climbing across glaciers unroped quite often. I dont know what to think about it sometimes other than possibly dumb, inexpeperience, lazy\lackadaisical, or arrogance. I have been guilty of all these myself but I don't think I would have done what this guy did period. Especially in Jeans and Tshirt so late. Bottom line is good thing he is ok.

You are right. Viktor, maybe you should use shots of ticks instead of stars for the good routes??

Face it Pope, Your gonna slam a bunch of beer anyway...

A good description I recently heard from a man to me while his wife was listening was "If she fell over she would bounce back upright". Does she fit in to this field??

I read about the naming of the Konehead route in the newest Nelson book. Now that is pretty classic too Bummer the guy never did attempt Willis Wall....

Top ten reasons sportclimbers should stay away from Outer space: 10. Chris Sharma never did it. 9. No Dynamic Moves. 8. Where would they belay from without chains? 7. Stretch Lycra is not necessary for the route. 6. Mtn Goats are scary and mean looking. 5. The infamous TrundleMan aka Cpt Caveman is lurking above to toss the giant tree at the top of the route down on them 4. There are no bolts to step on. 3. You get dirty on the descent. 2. You would need a really long rope to work the moves on toprope. 1. Even if you had that much rope you would get too much rope drag. [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 05-29-2001).]

Dont forget your Stupid Checker Imabone. Or maybe you should see since you probably crank 5.11 in the gym if you can do some kewl Thin Fingers Leads Retro, I'll be settin up the LZ for the choppers while tokin the fatty and I invited Real TV over to check out the festivities. -CPT

The killer memories of a shitty place. Aaron if you are out there let me know how that lottery ticket did you?? IS that how you got your bosch??

Donna I really think you are just a self righteous chick with perhaps a nice ass. So what dime a dozen if you ask me SO how many times did you do Fred?? : )~

Killer I like the Squeeze thing you'll have to lead me to that puppy. And the magic carpet ride deal is still available. Let me know we'll team up for the OW squeeze. [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 05-24-2001).]

I agree that Aliens are the kind when it comes to small stuff. I just got my first one recently and used it last night. I was screaming about how cool it was at the top of my lungs as the sun was going down at Little Si You know how it is when you get new gear you just have to use it right away.

Team!?? I think it is all for himself here to get the diros. I like the dog idea Blakely I am anti vegetarian so self propelled food is great especially when they also haul gear. Finger lickin good. As far as devices I will intro the prototype Cavewagon as see in the picture below (top secret). It has Mk-19 automatic grenade launchers and spy hunter machine guns as well as a turret equipped with the infamous flamethrower among other things. We can watch MTV while bivied below the summit rock in grand style. If we get bored then we can fire the Mk-19 down the south slopes into the homes below.

I'll need advance notice of this outing as I might need to use local Porter Chepe to haul some goods for us to base camp. Beldar for solicitation of my services I will take you along for free or we can just hit the magic carpet ride to Cannibus Crag instead via THC crack.

Ok You got it man. Hows about Bolt Monster and I ring in the celebrations with us rap bolting all the crack lines with our new super gas powered roto drill? Seriously though, Scott you post this glam shot and then don't say anything about it. Are you setting up some future spray that you sent all the killer lines before anyone could get a chance or do you want some people to go climb there? Not that there is anything wrong with that -Cpt outbidded