Cpt.Caveman

You must have amnesia. I don't date or marry hairy or manlike women. I like them feminine and when thier bodyweight is not encroaching mine. I think you need to see some mental doctors.

allison is just daydreaming. I dont wany any of that.

Nah but if you want to know anything just ask.

I got a pair I would part with for a trade. I wear 43. 5.10s

It's all about operator error

I am with you Erik.

whillans I drink more than you ever can imaging. So try and keep up next time instead of smoking to compensate.

I agree that one can one can not have enough or too many alpine partners. More partners the more work.

That sucks. I worked with lifts and frozen turkeys and chickens etc in the past. It's a nightmare sometimes. The driver is almost always to blame if shit goes wrong if you ask me. I am a licensed lift truck operator so I would have to admit that much. Must have hurt!!!!!!!

The FBI should nab all the fools talking on cell phones trying to stick clip at smith rocks for a start. There are good via ferrata routes in Germany as well... You can do a search online for the details and also any climbing shop near the climbing areas has that stuff most of the time.

No need to build there. Tons of routes already and trail galore. However I wont make it. I'll be making my contributions through cash for the extra shitter so I can climb there and not dook at the top of the route chains anymore

the govt should get people like that out of the gene pool. Any govt!

One word for peace of mind- Guinness

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By the way Off White do we need to get back to the hiking poles topic? Did you get those stickers in the mail yet or what?

Xtra ski poles at the notch on the NR Stuart Free!

quote: Originally posted by Chepe: He just likes fat chicks like you! Ooogity boogity! There is no love there high speed. Dont make me bust out some new avatars on your ass Chepe uur I mean ****.

Figger Eight, Good point about collapsable poles. When rock climbing it's good to have them instead. Try pulling roofs and overhangs with a 4 foot ski pole sticking out of your pack. It can be ugly.

quote: Originally posted by allison: When Ray and I were first dating, before we got hitched, he suggested that they might make it easier for me to get my big ass up the hike with poles. Now being obscenely overweight, and divorced (I still LOVE you RAY, did you get the flowers? ) I find that it helps me a lot to have some extra stablization when hauling my gigantic ass up and down the hills. Sure I look like an old codger, but at least me knees and ankes aren't crumbling. Plus I can go 1 mile an hour versus .5 miles/hr without. I like the collapsibles for when I find brush that isn't too dense, I can fold them up and go, assuming my girth doesn't hang up in the salal. Hahha obviously you got some avatars and think they are me. Well that's cool I dont really care. Just a note- when those comments were being made about that half rope thread I wasn't even near a computer. Matter of fact officespace called me up and told me you were blaming it all on me. Oh yeah the ski poles. Buy cheap ones at goodwill. They are really good for downhill.

dingleberry!

Bring the booze Bring the ganj Dont whine Never tell me I am off route Have fun Have good stories Dont fart up a storm in the tent Cookers are a plus Manage the ropes when I cannot Be aware of weather and surroundings Don't crampon or axe the damn ropes! Kill a snafflehound Evade the rangers by bringing all camo gear Bring enough food and water on the climb

I've climbed with 8 MM beals. Skinny fuckers were scary to rappell on but fine I supppose. I am fat too.

it's the infamous Office Space.