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[Homer] l"Mmmm, tenderized snaffle...'[/Homer]

Apparently a slow news day. Hey lady - all it takes to get rid of the thing is a gunny sack, a large rock, and a body of water.

'Course, you can also kill someone and just claim you had low blood sugar... Janklow

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"Look what I got for Christmas!"

Walking down the street, something caught my eye, A growing epidemic, that really ain't fly. This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt, Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front. I could see her uterus. Her pants was too tight. She mustn't own panties, there were none in sight. She walked right by, the poor woman didn't know, She had a frontal wedgie, a Cameltoe. Mmhmm, That's right, Uh huh, Oh No! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe. Mmhmm, That's right, Uh huh, Oh No! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe. Girl that gotta hurt, take some time and adjust. Can't you see people staring, and making a fuss? Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance. Is your crotch hungry girl? Cuz it's eating your pants. So you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings. The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing. And public put it on an x-rated show, Grossing people out with your cameltoe. Mmhmm, That's right, Uh huh, Oh No! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe. Mmhmm, That's right, Uh huh, Oh No! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe. First something, by the looks of things These girls have forgotten how to dress. A little too quick wearing pull from the shorts And it's causing me much distress. (Whomp there it is all right) in the front. Everybody come get a good look I could see everything through the panty cling Every cranny and every nook. Better something before you step out side. Check your area that's pubic. Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch All twisted up like Rubik. Take words of advice, it's not very nice, Gunna put you all in the know. Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep, Watch out for the camel toe. Mmhmm, That's right, Uh huh, Oh No! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe. Mmhmm, That's right, Uh huh, Oh No! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe. Fanny Pack, "Cameltoe"

Winter seasonals are my favorites - Maritime Pacific's Jolly Roger Snowcap - btw, does the E-9 in Tacoma still do 'Christmas in July' with a spare keg or two of Snowcap?

Nah, this is how professionals do it: punkin chunkin The 2003 champ

Grew up on a ranch, so I eat meat for moral reasons. Non-standard/Weird stuff: Ostrich fajitas Water buffalo (tough) Bush rat stew in Panama (like pork) Grasshopper (out of sheer curiosity)

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of Jaegermeister. The bartender asks, "What's the big occasion?" Guy replies, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." Bartender says, "Congratulations- tell you what, I'll throw in a free one for ya." Guy replies, "Nah, if 12 shots can't get the taste out my mouth, 13 won't either."

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus and says, "I'll bet $100 that my octupus can play any instrument you give him." First challenger comes up witha guitar - Octopus picks it up, looks it it , then starts playing a decent blues rift. Second challenger comes up with a saxaphone - Octopus picks it up, looks it it , then starts in on a jazz tune. The bartender says, "I've got something your octupus can't play," and goes into the back of the bar and brings out his bagpipe. He hands it to the octupus, who just sits and looks at it. "Ha! I win!" shouts the bartender. "Just a sec," says the octopus, "as soon as I figure out how to get her pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck her."

All our Bigfoot information needs BSA Save the Tree Octopus!

Slow and white SWM looking for crack of noon alpine starts and hypothermia relief training, 'cause you can never be too prepared.

Grabbing a hold by wrapping the hand over the top so the heal of the hand is against the wall - named after Charlie Buell - strongman and carpenter extraordinaire.

So there I was, workin' the blue and red boulder problem last night - they call if a V-5, but, fuck, it's gotta be at least V-6 'cause that's what that brown and yellow problem is and I swear the moves are as hard. I mean, I was packing some serious pea-gravel dimples from pitchin' off from hella high up - at least 8 feet. So there I am, trying to send it when this hottie walks up and tries that yellow V-2 - you know, the one to the left there with that kinda cool drop-knee - I mean, it's cool for a warm-up problem. So she's workin' it and I'm trying that V-5 and I know she's impressed on how I totally yell and chuck for that sloper, 'cept I can't quite latch it. But I give her the beta on the drop knee and kinda 'power-spot' her to pull the move, if you know what I mean - Gawd, I love it when their t-backs ride up like that. She says 'thanks' and I tell her she'll totally get it next go - I'm totally sure she smiled at me. So this other guy I know at the gym comes by and, like, totally, just sails up that V-5. I don't know him that well, but he's old, like 25 or somethin' and has been climbing like forever, I think maybe 3 years. But he shows me the total mad beta on the crux move - this Buell onto the knob while totally flagged out then this whacked Gaston that totally sets you up for the sloper move. Well I tried it that way - you know you got to honor your elders - and it came so easy I guess it was V-5 after all and I turndd around to see if the hottie had seen me do it but she was off playin' on some V-1 with a friend of hers.

You forgot 'send picture of truck and dog.'

Its all about getting a little head Widgets Rule!

Although you have to admit that Larry Flynt is technically more qualified to run for the governor of a large state than an actor as he has: a) run a successful business, and b) been involved in a case involving defense of the Constitution (1st Amendment). Although he may be a bit against the 2nd Amendment. I doubt that he fears being too classy for his readers, tho'

Did you hear that Hustler wants to publish topless photos of her taken at a beach prior to her deployment? There's classy.

Yeah I haven't seen the Cremasters series, I need to at some point. What did you think of it? I only saw the most recent one (#3?) - it was definitely visually stunning, and adequately disturbing in parts. I found it to be a bit self-indulgent overall. I have friends who have seen the whole series - Re: the Greenaway movies - I liked Prospero's Books - Again, primarily for its visual impact. But I was also in a mode of watching many Shakespeare movie adaptations and interpretations at the time. Speaking of which - anyone seen 'Scotland, PA?'

My best response to all that was to take my 2WD Nissan through axle deep mud on a job site for two days in a row - mud on the roof, the whole works, then take it out on a Friday night and park it next to the tallest, shiniest 4WD I could find.

Penberthy invented the Whisperlight (or its prototype). Climbing mag had a 'Hard Man Quiz' several years back - I think I have a copy of it hiding in my bookcase - multiple choice questions regarding belays (e.g. ledge vs. tied off to front bumper of Saab w/ Dire Straits on the deck), meals ("Some perfectly good rolls someone threw away..."), etc.

Yeah - the Peter Greenaway films are a bit disturbing, but awesome to look at - just watched "The Pillow Book" I don't think anyone has mentioned 'Adaptation" - I haven't seen it, but it is about a man writing a screenplay about a non-fiction book (the Orchid Thief), and some general weirdness. Donnie Darko - Schitzophrenic teenager, time travel, and an evil bunny. Matthew Barney's Cremaster art films and "the Muppets Take Manhatten"

Allright- long summer of boring fieldwork with plenty o' downtime, so, a partial list. Days of Salt and Rice, Kim Stanley Robinson Dracula, Bram Stoker The Butlerian Jihad, Herbert and Anderson 48 Laws of Power, can't remember #1 Lady's detective Agency (actually one of the most engaging characters I've read in a long time) Last of the Amazons, Pressfield Catcher in the Rye, Salinger The Invisible Man, Wells Otherworld, Tad Williams on deck... Count of Monte Cristo Fat White Vampire Blues The Dispossessed, Le guin More of the 'Lady's detective agency' books