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Fleb, Check yer email.

Not to mention the liberal use of alcohol by many - Grant, Taft, Churchill (yeah, I know he's not a president), etc...

Mmmm, women with sticks...

You got some first class ass? You have a first class ass? You are a first class ass? I'm confused.

Blame the pretzel

Sack up and get to both of them. Sheesh.

Or Brazil...

My favorite bumpersticker is 'I <heart> Schnauzers.

Judged events, as always, need to be canned. Save the drama for a last-minute goal or getting passed at the finish line rather than prima-donna rantings of which judge is biased or botched scores. However, the camaraderie of teamates and competitors is always appreciated...

You argument about nailing vs. clean aid has been hashed over so many time in this forum , that I can't believe you're bringing the subject up again. Get off your damn agenda and quit hijacking threads!

icy snowballs whiffed from highway overpasses

...and the penguin says, "No, it's just ice cream."

Former Spanish dictator Francisco Franco is still dead.

Logging Terms You Wouldn't Want to Use at a Debutante Ball. BY ERIC MAIERSON - - - - Beaver-tailing Blow-down Tail hold Butt log Head tree Holding wood Log dump Stiff boom Stump shot

I think it's fingers to thin hands, but I'd bring along a #5 camalot just in case.

FYI, chick.

Screw you! Anything less than using a backhoe in that choss can be defined as brushing.

Yeah, but Beckey originally did it in '64. The CAG says he went up the drainage, summited by going up the left side of the blocks, and decending the obvious gully.

"Surgeon General's Warning: The above photo demonstrates the tragic result of long-term exposure to political candidates. The test subjects, formerly pre-engineering students and MENSA members, who had previously planned to study for careers in particle physics, bridge engineering, and rocket science, were reduced to pursuits and critical thought such as hacky sack, bouldering, and lamenting the demise of Phish."

Well, whadayya know - they got's them an Athens, too. Ain't no greeks here

"... as Senator Kerry addressed members of his core contituency..."

They just wanted to make sure he didn't drive the thing, especially over bodies of water.

The couch potato obviously put down roots.

Lost Weekend 1 beer chased by a 5th of Jack Daniels.