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A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims. "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it." Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, " I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed, "Dammit Jim, Crisco's shortening!!!..."

"virgina" burger (1/2 pound of ham, 1/2 pound hamburger patty, swiss cheese and secret sauce), fries and oh, a diet coke.

You think that's bad, I worked construction with this guy who recieved an early discharge and partial disability payments from the Marines (after injuring his knee playing softball) while collecting unemployment and working under the table as a carpenter. Things were great until he shot himself in the thumb with a nail gun. Then he couldn't start paying L & I fast enough.

That's really immature dude. There's no way you could read ten thousand messages in one day. I bet you didn't get more than one thousand. Maybe 1,500 but, even that's pushing it. Grow up.

I've also found that there needs to be some kind of flush mechanism for getting those little cars out from under the truck after you monster truck over them. Sometimes they get hooked up on a differential or the transfercase and the rattling and screeching of the occupants gets really annoying. One time, I drove all the way home and discovered a Jetta stuck to my back bumper! Well, I unhooked that little guy and away he went! Same goes for bicyclists stuck in the tire treads. It's just messy.

"don't you know what you're doing is dangerous!"

"I'm trying to think of a funny picture, hmmmm...."

Do you think that when the tool popped it hit your helmet? I've beat the hell out of my Halfdome for a couple years and don't have any cracks. But, I must admit, no grounders have been performed. How far did you fall?

Leftover Steak, leftover Chocolate Cake and some leftover bacon I cooked Saturday morning.

"God, Guts and Guns."

I've never had that problem and I use mine strictly for pre-dawn running (lots of banging around). I have only used Duracells.

I bet your neighbors would be more concerned about a serious bongo session than a good bouldering sesion.

"Strategery"

Polypro briefs with a windstopper pannel on the front does a great job of keeping the "boys" nice and warm durring the winter.

or the good ol' PERSONAL ATTACK!

Sorry to step on your toes, NERD! Hahahaa!

ie - NERDS!

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

Has any of you even considered the importance of flossing? My number one goal is to floss regularly this New Year. No less than once per quarter, if all goes well, once per month!

Dunlap Hardware on Marineview Dr. in N.Everett.

that there thermal knit cotton is good too. That's what I wore for years durring the winter on jobsites. I have the same mix of powerdry, poly pro and wool as you Dru. I usually wear whatever is clean or stinks less. I do prefer the zip neck tops for ventilation. I picked up one of those mountain hardon super duper long handle shirts recently (after getting caught on a glacier durring 80 degree day I decided I needed a light colored shirt) anyway, I wore it for the first time and it ommitted some kinda chemical stench towards the end of the day. (I didn't wash it before I wore it) When I got home and took it off, it smelled up the entire house. My wife thought I spray painted something in the laundry room. It smells fine now but seems weird.

Looking for suggestions on some kinda homade ski carrier I can build for the bed of a pickup or cheap commercially made alternative. I finally broke down and bought new skis this year and am concerned about unnecesary damage as a result of them getting tossed around and smashed up floating around the bed of my truck. I know several of you drive pickups and ski. Do you just toss them in and not worry about it or what?

Yeah, I can't remember hearing of this phenomena in any avalanche course, seminar or text book. Seems like an increase in avalanche occurrance of ONE HUNDRED TIMES is pretty significant and might have recieved at least a footnote.