Bronco

They smell like ROSES!!! And for less than 1/3 of retail price, I'd say it's a pretty good deal for someone.

Final bump before these go to the 2nd hand store.

final bump before this goes to the 2nd Hand Store.

Final bump before these go to the 2nd hand store.

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims. "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it." Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, " I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed, "Dammit Jim, Crisco's shortening!!!..."

"virgina" burger (1/2 pound of ham, 1/2 pound hamburger patty, swiss cheese and secret sauce), fries and oh, a diet coke.

You think that's bad, I worked construction with this guy who recieved an early discharge and partial disability payments from the Marines (after injuring his knee playing softball) while collecting unemployment and working under the table as a carpenter. Things were great until he shot himself in the thumb with a nail gun. Then he couldn't start paying L & I fast enough.

That's really immature dude. There's no way you could read ten thousand messages in one day. I bet you didn't get more than one thousand. Maybe 1,500 but, even that's pushing it. Grow up.

I've also found that there needs to be some kind of flush mechanism for getting those little cars out from under the truck after you monster truck over them. Sometimes they get hooked up on a differential or the transfercase and the rattling and screeching of the occupants gets really annoying. One time, I drove all the way home and discovered a Jetta stuck to my back bumper! Well, I unhooked that little guy and away he went! Same goes for bicyclists stuck in the tire treads. It's just messy.

"don't you know what you're doing is dangerous!"

"I'm trying to think of a funny picture, hmmmm...."

Do you think that when the tool popped it hit your helmet? I've beat the hell out of my Halfdome for a couple years and don't have any cracks. But, I must admit, no grounders have been performed. How far did you fall?

Leftover Steak, leftover Chocolate Cake and some leftover bacon I cooked Saturday morning.

"God, Guts and Guns."

I've never had that problem and I use mine strictly for pre-dawn running (lots of banging around). I have only used Duracells.

TG: I've been real happy with the TUA Nitrogens combined with a Dynafit binding. I used the ski's in some real light Montana Rockies powder over new years and got pretty good floatation. I think the TUA Helium is even lighter. The BD Guidlite skins seem to work just fine too. Good luck.

Features on this jacket include a stow away hood, zippered rear pocket and big red and blue logo on the back that says "US KYAK TEAM". Comes with free mountaineering goggles. Make me an offer, would be willing to trade it for an old (trustworthy) hand sized cam. I'm willing to do a trade for used or new hand to fist sized cams (subject to satisfactory inspection ) on any of my gear for sale.

Here's a link for more info on the boots: http://www.scarpa.co.uk/mountaineering/mescalito.html Obviously mine are a different color. Sure wish they fit better, they are pretty nice.

Link for more info on the pack (color is different): http://www.bdel.com/gear/alpinism/ice_pack.php

I bet your neighbors would be more concerned about a serious bongo session than a good bouldering sesion.

Also have a Dewalt 14.4v Drill/Hammerdrill with 2 batteries and a charger, lightly used for $100.00. Comes with the big abnoxious Dewalt radio that won't work off of AC, only batteries (the batteries from the drill). Info on the drill: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00004RHKF/qid=1073950827/br=1-9/ref=br_lf_hi_9//002-3018197-8559206?v=glance&s=hi&n=228305 Info on the radio: http://www.dewalt.com/us/products/tool_detail.asp?productID=237

"Strategery"

Polypro briefs with a windstopper pannel on the front does a great job of keeping the "boys" nice and warm durring the winter.

or the good ol' PERSONAL ATTACK!