Bronco

Ever hear of the Humanzee? He's pretty cool. I wonder if he'd ever post here? Nah.

Martlet: Welcome to bizzaro world and enjoy your stay no matter how long it is.

What neck of the woods did this occur?

Clearly just dumb, uneducated country folk.

I read a similar article last weekend in the Seattle Times but recall different bits of info. As I recall, the man in question was arrested for jumping out of a taxi and running from US Guards at a checkpoint. He was a former Republican Guard member and had been serving in the regular Iraqi army when the US invaded. Not quite as innocent as the LA times makes him out to be.

Out of pity for my trashy looking weight set, someone gave me an olympic bar, but my girly man little weights won't work with it. I know someone has a set of Olympic weights out there that they don't use anymore. I'd be glad to take them off your hands. I can pick them up and would pay $.10/pound. That's ten cents per pound. Please send me a PM if you're interested. Also looking for an inexpensive squat rack.

You wish you commmie gold digger. They could probably sue you if you used the photo they took of you and Sky without their permission.

you might also check out the Golite Hex.

Nice TR Gene! Calving seracs on route suck!

He's a private contractor and probably has some free time. I can think of worse stuff my tax dollars could be spent on. You'd have to pay me a lot more than $120,000 a year to drive a fuel truck in a combat zone.

I went to elementary school with a guy who, later on, was climbing down a ladder, holding a framing nail gun and somehow shot himself in the chest. I guess everyone on the jobsite thought he was joking around becuase it was very close to his heart. Someone finally called 911 and after an x-ray, they discovered that he had been born with a void or hole in his heart and that's where the nail ended up. If it hadn't been for the heart deformation, he would have been dead in less time than it took to call 911.

If Cracked doesn't like 'em, you can bet they're worthwile. My feet tend to pronate and I have had excellent results with superfeet insoles. I have a pair that are 4 years old and going strong. My podiatrist recomends them as well.

This talk of free solo climbing got me thinkin' (I know) and with the luck some of you guys seem to have, you'll fall from just high enough to become a vegetable for your remiaining 364 days. I'd stick to human/goat speed climbing records myself. We'd show that guy with his dog a thing or two.

Hairy Pi fixes all.

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing is wrong' and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

sounds like a personal attack by the site administrators!

I thought it was funny all the kyakers driving like ralley racers up the road past the "road closed" signs, franticlly throwing their boats and gear out and racing back to park thier cars on the "safe" side of the signs. Especially priceless was the look on their faces when they saw a clean white pickup slowly approaching and watching the "oh oh" turn into a smile when they realized it's just another redneck out for a drive in the woods and not "the man".

and you could set some dog/human speed climbing records!

Looks good Paul

Not you. The hardcore punk guy. You know, that guy over up yonder. With the strange picture for his avatar. Yep, that's him.

You're breaking the holy sacrament of climbing - the internal angst. Let's not hear any more about this open display of emotions ok? See, you're supposed to keep it all bottled up inside and then you start talking to yourself and refering to yourself in the third person. It's perfectly healthy. I keep telling myself it is anyway. "There's no crying in baseball!" Nice trip reprot!

I like AC/DC is that punk?

I never really understood why you feel like you have to "rebel" against conformity. Why not leave it at not conforming? Oh, that's right, you don't get any attention if you're not rebelling.

I noticed a warmlite for sale over at www.mtncommunity.com Not sure about the model.

w00t! he has 4.5 million hits on that thing! Anyone want a $15,000 used wedding dress?