Bronco

One of my jackass partners and I were climbing a hard core mid fifth chossfest that had some simulflailing sections and he suggested our signal to take down the belay and simul would be to shout "I'm a little teapot!" There were a few other climbers who arrived at the base of the climb and looked a bit perplexed by our choice of climbing signals. Still cracks me up.

Seems to work pretty good so far. Here's my latest results (note the massive amount of weight I'm moving here).

Jeeze, I missed some good spray between this thread and Dane's by going climbing yesterday. NEVER AGAIN!

...to do his deadlifts!

Well you've never seen that sexy WillStrickland in his banana hammock. Very European. Far be it for me to poop in the pool, but hasn't this thread degenerated to a sufficient level of tawdriness that it should be moved to Spray? Aw right! That image of "will" in his hammock just clinched it. Clear the bandwidth! Let's just ban those nasty bastards and be done with them!

Yes! Now you tell me. I forgot to mention that I was wearing my board lasted shoes. Everyone knows that board lasted shoes on slab are suck. If only I had better shoes, I could have sent the last pitch.

Climbed this route (except pitch 7) yesterday on my first day of real slab climbing. Road is in good shape to the trailhead and doable in a car. Bugs are in full force so I'd recomend some juice or a cigar.

BMI is for losers. So are Tanita body fat scales. Get some $7 body fat calipers if you want some accurate indication of how you are in relation to an "ideal" body composition.

I really appreciate the fat bastards who get all excited around this time of year from watching the Tour and decide it's time for the anual ride. They dust off the lycra and bike, and head for the longest two lane bridge or otherwise narrow road (that I happen to own). I got caught behind two guys who rode across the Hood Canal Bridge at 10 MPH this weekend casuing a massive backup. Stay off my roads you slow ass, traffic blocking mofos!

If you are a redneck type you'll probalby like WY, if you are a filthy hippie stay in OR.

Play "smear the queer" with unsuspecting hotel guests.

Since this seems to be an open discussion on how best to criticize partners, my question for Bug is, did you talk to him about your concerns prior to posting them here?

in your pants

Cool, thanks for the info Pete. That Leupold scope is the one most of my hunting buddies use and it's pretty nice for the price. Most of them favor the Remingtons or Savages in 30.06 or 7mm. I've recently converted from a bow after 15 years of chasing pacific blacktail through the underbrush around here and took a nice mule deer in 2003 after about 20 minutes of hunting with a borrowed rifle. I'm hooked and my wife offered to buy me a new rifle for a gift. Leaning toward a Winchester model 70 super shadow but, still unsure of the caliber.

Minx - playing football isn't going to corrupt your son. Be thankful he's interested in that instead of other crap like sport climbing.

What did you end up getting? I'm looking for one now and curious what you got.

Welcome to the mounties Paul!

Now we can really make fun of trasks mom!

Reminds me of the Cellphone posse troll.

breast?

Can't you see it? I'll just post it here: It's a goat in a white out on Mt. Sumbitch, pretty bad huh? MMMMM, black berry cobler.

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I'm pretty sure gotterdamerung and GregW are as well so that's 4 right vs 3 wrong.

I'm self employed and a right wing leaning son of a biatch.