Dru

"It only takes a liberal 30 years to become a conservative without changing any of their ideals" - Robert Anton Wilson. [ 06-26-2002, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

just cut and paste in a graphic of your favorite type of horsecock as a fig leaf.

big whipper this aint the record fall but it sure is longer than my 15m whipper back in 1993. D-dog or Tommy take note you guys don't need those chutes after all!

quote: Originally posted by sk: You meen it gets better???? How old is your man?

quote: Originally posted by sk: A woman doesn't hit her prime untill 30 I think you mean 33, whereas a man's is 17...

quote: Originally posted by trask: twiggy +5cm ape index??

Mme. Levet is in her early 20's I do believe.

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by Highlander: Rancid Horsecock and sun melted cheese even tastes good when your starving. My rancid horsecock actually tasted better than when fresh! Or maybe I was starving and didn't give a shit; yeah, that was it. Hell if you call it "sunbaked" instead of "rancid" you could even sell it.

..of a French sport climbing champion. Rachel Babkirk is so 2001. Sandrine Levet is the new rock babe.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Don't bolt the coral Coral Snakes are deadly. Which reminds me. In the 2nd World War some marines are about to get parachuted into some Indonesian Island to fight the Japanese. Then they will go 20 miles overland to a boat pickup. The mission commander is giving them survival instructions. He describes how to deal with orangutangs, elephants, mosquitoes etc. Then for coral snakes - "You will see a stripy snake lying in the path. These snakes can strike faster than you can run so your only hope is to grab it, slide your hand up to the head, then SQUEEZE until you choke it to death! Got that men?" "Yes SIR!!" So they get dropped off, blow up the Japanses base then take off thru the jungle and get split up. First marine makes it to the boat. He saw some orangutangs but distracted them with bananas and gots away unscathed. Second marine makes it to the boat. He ran into a Komodo Dragon but climbed a tree until it left. Third marine is late. Boat is just getting ready to leave when he staggers up all cut up. "good god Corporal, what happened to you?" "well sir, I was coming along a fgame trail by moonlight when I saw a stripy snake lying across the trail. So I did what I was told. Grabbed it, slid my hand up to the head and SQUEEZED." "And?" "Well sir, thats when I found myself with my hand right up the ass of the biggest Bengal Tiger you've ever seen!!"

From the north Jack looks like a LaZBoy.

quote: Originally posted by Big Wall Betty: Is it just Betty, or are the new chicks on this site kind of rude? Used to be the chicks (not counting Donna Top Step) were rare and cool. hollyclimber and ehmmic don't go dissen gator... Duchess, pay attention to your elders and follow their example. Betty has spoken. Big Wall Betty = RURP.

quote: Originally posted by greghinemeyer: please explain to me what a resume is when you stop and then start again.

quote: Originally posted by JayB:

Mountain Info is found in the back pages of the British mag High Mountain Sports. The latest issue is doing a 2 parter Baffin Island roundup I think. Its nice, cause when they do a feature, they usually showyou a picture with all known lines drawn in, unlike AAJ that doesnt even mention other lines already climbed half the time.

quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: "They all laughed at me at the academy, but I'll show them." Who said that, Wesley Crusher?

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: Dear Dru, We realize that our scuba tanks and weights and lack of chalk could be considered antithetical in the ethical discussion of Scuba-Climbing in relation to conventional climbing, but we also know that we are far more innocuous than you are. We still haven't drilled bolts. Dennis Yo avatar you are reinventing the wheel. Your 'sport' has been around since the 50s. It is called Cave Diving. National Geographic Sept. 1995 Underwater Caves of Florida quote "Moving through these tight tunnels was like rock climbing in a scuba suit underwater". Duh.

Maybe he was writing Lady and the Y on his typer is bust. But Sk dont you know Dennis is dwayners latest avatar?

FW the reason I suggested the USA use the EPA to force Kyoto Implementation was because USA have EPA and we dont But yeah mainly I posted this just cause I knew when you read it you wouldnt be able to resist spewing some oil company "tobacco science". Hooked Ya Good!!!!

quote: Originally posted by dbb: I was able to buy a little bottle of it at the brew store. Guess it's used in brewing somewhere. I suppose if you couldn't find it you could just squeeze your bison ball over the pot. climbing chalk is magnesium carbonate. I was thinking of blackboard chalk.

Hee hee.

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: Yea Dru, but it's hard to use chalk and the rock tends to be wet... it all evens out. Dennis Chalk is aid too. Use ice tools like Dan Osman did when he climbed Eagle Falls.

Air tanks are aid

better gu than horsecock.....