Dru

"I'm looking for a mentor!"

Why did Polish Bob wrap a in duct tape....

And it is pink like a Tricam. There are no pink Aliens eh?

What qualifications do you need to take the Primer to Basic Climbing Courses

Don't you guys know that it's hockey season?

I heard you'd free soloed with DFA

See signature!!!! Is "my little kitty" some sort of Hello Kitty™ ripoff

PINKY

Yes, your fat is inefficient and that explains your wider waistlines.

Ever since I switched to an all-roadkill diet, I've had more money for beer.

What happens when breast reduction surgery is outsourced to India.

Like the camel's hump, the alpine belly is the secret weapon for fast and light single-pushers. There's the equivalent of 136 Gu packets stored in 1 lb of love handle

"How many is a Brazilian?" is the new "And the penguin blushes and says "No it's just ice cream!""

and...by the associative property, since i can destroy you, they also climb rings around you as well... They're beating you at your game. How many alpine climbs have they done?

Speaking of which I hear Beckey is trying on Lycra and warming up for a pinkpoint of Necessary Evil...

No, it proves that not just 11-year old girls, but 59-year olds can climb rings around RuMR.

That was years ago bish. more like this Stoke!

It's a download silly.

wind powered flying horsecock - Watch the movie!

Ode to a Pink Tricam Oh Pink's the one I love to place when I'm alone way up in space on some exposed and airy face. They sink where other gear won't go. When all you've got is manky pro, This tricam saves your butt from woe. But it's often hard to get them out; They make your second moan and shout And wave his nut tool 'round about But that's why you're the one on lead Your problems are a different breed As long as someone does the deed... "Oh quit your whimpering," you rumble, "And get it out or there'll be trouble" "Get to work now, on the double!" Although it sometimes takes a while, They do come out with vim and guile, (or chiselling and curses vile.) Pink will do what all the rest. Won't do when they're put to the test. Oh pink tricams are just the best! -- Charles "Pinky" Danforth

Its a number that continually waxes.