Dru

It's a lot easier for guys than girls to resort to some wooly love outside their species

Youd be more hydrated until you took a whiz, then less.

We are currently serving the corporation fraudulently trading as Slackline Brothers with a variety of warrants, suits, cease and desist orders, pay up or elses, and other legal devices.

Just to let you know, I have trademarked SoulClimber. Please desist from using this term or selling CafePress t-shirts and thongs emblazoned or otherwise enscribed with said trademarked phrase.

Did you drink it or smoke it?

You just got hooked. But from now on we will call them the Huber Honkies

Yeah, let's nuke some mosques!

Just get drunk and listen to bad Christmas covers. barenaked ladies doing "rivers of babylon" - Gag! pa-rum-pa-pum-pum!

BUSTED!

the brothers in this case are Huber Brothers.

sugar-coated nut eating momma

She's just mad cause you said hot chicks aren't climbers.

Those boulders are at the base of this slope.

Those haters just dis Tommy cause he's from Colorado.

throw in BDSM too and you could be beating a dead horse

I thought Chongo was a pretty funny guy when I met him at JT in the 90s. Free Chongo!

I think you should head up to Alaska for some of that TGR sickness

What's a homebrew wallet like?

However, if you are in Bellingham, the correct regional term is "Chuck a nut"

Which explains why Royal Robbins named Nutcracker in Yosemite - he felt like he should bust a nut.

I read in the DAILY STAR that he got lipo'ed.

And they burn flags, not crosses.

There are currently more Chinese rock climbers than American rock climbers. I heard that 2 million Chinese now climb. Ever read the Himalayan Journal? Seems like there are lots of Indian climbers too. Just they are bagging 6000m peaks in the Himal instead of sending off-ringlock splitters at the Crick.

The way you can tell the difference is that a real guide would have filed his picks the night before.