Discuss the theory that fossils were created by the Creator in order to "fake" evidence for a non-existant process of Evolution in order to test our faith
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The pig is an unclean animal [sOURCE: Pulpfiction] therefore since humans have learned to be clean we cannot come from pigs!!! Besides which we like to eat Bacon and Cannibalism is bad!!!
HOWEVER we also cannot come from Monkeys. Monkeys throw shit at each other so are therfore unclean animals!!!
BUT maybe pigs, monkeys and us ALL EVOLVED from some common ancestor...it would be small like a monkey, unclean like a pig and smart like a human... it must be the ALIEN.
Aliens crash landed or a colony failed on Earth. Some of the aliens went to live in the trees and became hairier for protection and learned to say Ook and fling shit at each other. These are the Apes.
Some of the aliens were hungry and ate garbage. Over time as they ate more garbage they got fatter and pinker and became PIGS!!!! OK? so far?
WE are the aliens that tried to keep our own technology. This explains CHARIOTS OF FIRE and the Nazca Lines.
Any questions
CONTINENTAL DRIFT HAPPENED ALMOST INSTANTLY!
"they gave a monkey a brain and look what he did with it. we are saying that de-evolution is as important as evolution. spuds will be apes." - Mark Mothersbaugh
Like ewww, this fat girl named Marylou sat next to me on the Plane! I was sooo woried I would catch some fat germs just from being NEAR her, that I threw up not only this morning's breakfast grape, but yesterday's dinner glass of water!
technically, winter ends at the EXACT MOMENT the sun "crosses the equator" (you technically fixated types can understand what I really mean is the moment when sunlight incident on the equator is exactly perpendicular to the ground surface with neither north or south tilt)
That little fang hanging out of the Moha where the Yalakom comes in to the Bridge - is not yet touching down. If you have bolts that would hold in unconsolidated clay (? it looks like that cave is not in rock) you could probably create a nifty mixed route.
That super high flow thing I always thought WAS new leash until Don corrected me ... didn't you give that a go once, Lyle?
The skinny pillar "you know where" isn't either of those
eh a real man can just hook an arm or leg thru the rap anchor its like "how do you unweight your rope long enough to untie the clove hitch on a hanging stance"