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my friend Islena, who was like 5'0" at the time, stage dived at this SNFU show around 88 or 89 and hit some 6'4" pig farmer type wearing overalls (as I recall) in the head with one of her steel toecap shitkickers and knocked him out cold punk is so dead

maybe he was thinking about mike layton climbing it and mr.doolittle calling out the rescue

first night human/dog speed record

damn mikey them's some fly graphic designs if you use this one of mine i want a free one

what are some "real summits" you can climb overnight and still be at work in the morning after

what if there is no carpet? do you call that"hardwood floor" or something?

snoop dogg for prez.

seth can always get a job or for money.

i thought this issue of r&i was really good the so ill article was funny unlike many bouldering articles. the sporty history was good the shoe review said something about the new cava shoe being like the vector, i wanna try a pair and see. however, the "news/hot flashes/whatever" section sucked donkey dick. it was only 3 items long and one of them was comp related.

take up body flossing foo. with a floss marked like a measuring tape you can figure exactly how long it takes a morsel to go from your mouth to your ass.

w00000000000000000000000000000t have you noticed all the avatars named 000000, 0000000000, etc? WTF?

yeah, apparently "crap" is some french acronym for amplexis or somethin'

if its gonna be that kinda party im gonna dip my tool in the mash potatoes

the only friends you got are jack and shit and jack left town...all you got left is shit

yeah, but which cc.commer does it refer to????

1) if you have a few hours, the Naam 2) head over to North Van to the Tomahawk Grill 3) someplace on Main near Broadway like Slickety Jim's or the Whip

Decode:

pshh...i've seen the baron a million times.... in fact i was his stunt double

ah yes the famous masterpiece, VENUS ON THE SOFTSHELL by Bolticelli

hell what about tool dip

how come there is no smith climb caled ford tuff?

they filmed First Blood in Hope

the old "you hooked me good so I'm gonna pretend your troll was a deliberate mistake" counterploy

why don't you stupid americans stfu and vote for someone cool for president like Snoop Dogg??? WTF what terrorist would dare attack the USA with SNOOP in the Oval Office?