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it looks like they are holding on to some giant horsecock just offscreen in this picture

if you do happen to be out near sunrise or just before with a good view of the eastern horizon, apparently you will be able to see Comet Bradfield for the next few weeks. more details here

i guess they'd have to sample your gray matter for rainbow coloured koala crap

is it still true there is no effective test for magic mushrooms or LSD

whats this peak in the background with the diagonal couloir? that looks like a fun route.

positive for nuts

what is it with spring we got dog porn and snuff porn posted both in the same hour today?

I'd give that an A if someone handed it in.

you could liven it up

Sure is smoky in here!

"don't let his balls hit you in the chin on the way out"

so pay for the retest and get the job vs dont pay and dont get job, which is worse? another option would be to schedule a vasectomy for right before the test and piss em a cup full of blood on the day. that would certainly cause some od results not to mention you could state your painkillers prescribed for the operation were cannabinoids.....

the Guardian is a real paper. The Sun and the Mirror are tabloids.

on a slab just about any rap device will "rachet" as you climb the rope and pull through the rope.

you can't get PBR in New Zealand Peter, but you can get Lion Red which is also swill.... the good stuff is Monteiths, if you go on the brewery tour you get a free pint

hey Distel.. I gave you the yellow cave problems...you give me rope...its all good

i heard somewhere (we don't have these tests in Canada ) that these tests are about as accurate as a polygraph, ie error rates of 15% or higher and lots of false-positives. so if you get tested and it comes up positive, act affronted and demand you be retested immediately. it will probably take them a week to set up the retest by which time your system will have cleaned up

homemade bears, please bin

get some of cbs urine in a little nalgene and pour that in the cup it will only test positive for geek

erik has taken up pro squirrel fishing... he sent me this pic of his latest trophy...she took the bait and fought for hours before he landed her.

i saw a slideshow once where a bear broke into some guys' food cache near racoon pass and chewed a can of tuna until it was flat...and empty. john clarke made up this paste once of 33% flour, 33% laundry soap and 33% cayenne and painted his food cache buckets with it. when they got to the airdrop there were wolverine tracks going straight for the food cache right up to it and then going straight away again spaced twice as far apart.

i like it when ppl get the wrong idea what age i am online... like someone thought i was 17 and distel32 said he thought i was 40

considering the premier is a convicted drunk driver one can only assume the enforced alcohol abstinence will do him good.

government workers control the liquor distribution. general strike y'all! smash the province!