nothing screams out materialistic yuppie more than seeing some dude get out of his chevy avalanche at the extreme smith rock parking lot, grab his monstrous protein-gobbling dog, titanium flick-lock stick clip with trango architeuthis, redpoint beta laser pointer, and MICRO HAULBAG before making the arduous approach to MORNING GLORY WALL to set up the 3-1 hauling system and hanging unequipped bivi on the stairs!