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I like to get bombed

There was a study somewhere of chimpanzees that showed while the alpha males were out looking for other gangs of chimps to fight with the beta males were getting it on with the chimpettes. Is war a strategy dreamed up by liberals to improve their reproductive success rate by sending all the alpha males away? Discuss.

Here are the advanced search tips translated into Rogoz: Use a motherfuckin' PLUS KEYWORD you windowlickink mouth breather. If you can wipe the salty-GU off your palm long enough to get the plus key unstuck, and stop felching your dead grandma. In Europe we would crush weak bumble-nuts like you with multiple 14d and m12+ onsights.

Do you need the ADVANCED SEARCH TIPS translated into Polish?

"hold my beer and watch this!"

The caves we found were not big enough to explore. But there are rumours of bigger caves, which we did not find. You could look but you might not find either. I'd go back there and help you lok!

Abbie Hoffmann was a true American patriot.

I can't stand the Hip but I got 50 Mission Cap stuck in my head yesterday and was humming it all day.

THE HOCKEY SONG - STOMPIN' TOM CONNERS E B7 Hello out there we're on the air, it's hockey night tonight E The whistle blows & the tension grows and the puck goes down the ice A The goalie jumps and the players bump & the fans all goes insane E B7 E Someone roars Bobby scores at the good old hockey game A E B7 Cho... Oh the good old hockey game is the best game you can name E And the best name you can name is the good old hockey game 2nd Period Where players dance with skates that flash the home team trails behind But they grab the puck & go bursting up & they're down across the line They storm the creese like bumble bees they travel like a burning flame We see them slide the puck inside it's a one one hockey game Cho... 3rd Period Last game of the playoffs too! Oh take me where those hockey players face off down the rink And the Stanley cup is all filled up for the champs who win the drink Now the final flick of a hockey stick and one gigantic scream The puck is in the home team wins the good old hockey game Cho... Cho... Cho... Heads up... He shoots he scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"free-points" aren't worth as much as redpoints are

well this thing is even harder than M16

Remember poon Tang

not at the nanoscale. those buckytubes are very sharp and can rupture cell membranes.

i do kinda like this one. if it was in the gallery i'd give it a 10.

holy fuck you are the second coming of distel32!

powder snow is not ice keep your freshiez out of the ice stoke

Same as the other photo in this thread, "Once in a Red Moon", Cheam Range

Why did they call it the Americana instead of the Americano?

Recent report demonstrated that toxicity of ordinary materials increases exponentially as size shrinks from micro to nano. No thanks.

Stoke, stoke, stoke.

Modify the human genome, not the peanut genome.

Shoulder stands count as free climbing in the bastion of trad-daddiness the Elbesandstein. Hence the "Man Powered Rappel" on El cap.

"You didn't climb the route. You used a stick. You cheated." - Jim Bridwell.

To get them really sticky light the alcohol after you clean with it, this warms the sole like F1 drivers burning rubber before the race.

I've vomited out of the Monkey's mouth before